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I don't know who Lazarus was, but he sure as hell was not the first vampire. Everybody knows it was Dracula. - It's in the Bible, moron. Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead. - So Jesus made the first vampire? Maybe Jesus was the first vampire. I mean, he rose from the dead too. And he told people, "Hey, y'all, drink my blood. It'll give you special powers."

—from True Blood, a other by Alan Ball

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