Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#4590068 |
What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. |
58 |
14 |
1.283 |
175.27 — (slyne) |
46.05 |
46.05 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 2. |
#4590091 |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me. |
86 |
1,001 |
1.144 |
173.85 — (slyne) |
119.93 |
67.34 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 3. |
#4590088 |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas. |
67 |
1,098 |
1.127 |
169.80 — beachturkey (beachtukrey) |
121.15 |
67.39 |
January 26, 2021 |
| 4. |
#4590017 |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. |
71 |
1,983 |
1.125 |
207.15 — カジュアル (kajuaru) |
134.42 |
69.43 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 5. |
#4590012 |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. |
81 |
1,579 |
1.109 |
166.90 — Josiah (josiahforever) |
121.49 |
64.71 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 6. |
#4590022 |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. |
99 |
1,467 |
1.102 |
185.22 — typing (t_y_p_i_n_g) |
117.93 |
65.27 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 7. |
#4590094 |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and brought it back. Seems a little far fetched. |
121 |
840 |
1.097 |
160.05 — Renardo (renarded) |
108.93 |
64.60 |
January 26, 2021 |
| 8. |
#4590032 |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
64 |
96 |
1.097 |
83.20 — Chris (blarmon) |
30.79 |
30.79 |
December 9, 2020 |
| 9. |
#4590030 |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. |
117 |
1,491 |
1.095 |
153.28 — Martin (250 ELO) (iamtrasha... |
115.07 |
64.70 |
December 7, 2020 |
| 10. |
#4590038 |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on what kind of insurance the light bulb has. |
110 |
1,526 |
1.093 |
170.13 — Elluel (avirella) |
116.27 |
66.33 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 11. |
#4590049 |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have children. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one. |
162 |
1,332 |
1.089 |
192.13 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
119.34 |
67.69 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 12. |
#4590037 |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and that number skyrockets when you also count those who are at their job right now. |
138 |
1,400 |
1.086 |
190.43 — quitting = cringe (angeio) |
122.58 |
66.76 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 13. |
#4590020 |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that. |
63 |
1,490 |
1.079 |
208.04 — Martin (250 ELO) (iamtrasha... |
126.82 |
64.55 |
December 9, 2020 |
| 14. |
#4590039 |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on what kind of insurance the light bulb has. |
110 |
1,325 |
1.078 |
157.48 — Ronish Singh (razorlemon2) |
113.49 |
63.45 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 15. |
#4590061 |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitting each other with bits of cardboard? A pillow fight. |
114 |
1,442 |
1.074 |
210.13 — Rimuru (yukomiya) |
116.44 |
64.23 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 16. |
#4590031 |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
56 |
1,474 |
1.071 |
175.87 — Martin (250 ELO) (iamtrasha... |
113.19 |
61.96 |
December 20, 2020 |
| 17. |
#4590047 |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn! |
122 |
1,360 |
1.070 |
176.51 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
118.38 |
65.84 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 18. |
#4590077 |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail, but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition. |
122 |
847 |
1.070 |
152.20 — Lex (willow6932) |
108.96 |
65.04 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 19. |
#4590073 |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage. |
103 |
844 |
1.069 |
162.25 — Sweaty (josef_stylin) |
107.60 |
62.70 |
January 26, 2021 |
| 20. |
#4590002 |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage. |
97 |
1,713 |
1.069 |
167.70 — Shanon (shadowyshadows) |
123.74 |
65.45 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 21. |
#4590055 |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it because the thief was still spending considerably less than his wife. |
142 |
1,308 |
1.068 |
171.65 — ILOVEPALESTINE (iamslow103) |
114.98 |
64.82 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 22. |
#4590021 |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo. |
69 |
99 |
1.064 |
74.47 — Nick (o3nick) |
32.08 |
32.08 |
December 10, 2020 |
| 23. |
#4590072 |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cops are working on it tirelessly. |
91 |
1,003 |
1.060 |
133.28 — Nick (syost) |
103.56 |
62.18 |
January 26, 2021 |
| 24. |
#4590071 |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, the other a load of blue paint. All the passengers were marooned. |
123 |
807 |
1.058 |
162.66 — (evestay) |
105.59 |
64.81 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 25. |
#4590014 |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny. |
77 |
1,881 |
1.058 |
217.82 — カジュアル (kajuaru) |
119.18 |
64.71 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 26. |
#4590034 |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. |
81 |
605 |
1.057 |
188.04 — Ibexus (ibexus) |
98.61 |
52.39 |
December 7, 2020 |
| 27. |
#4590083 |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everyone makes such a big deal about it. It's not all it's cracked up to be. |
134 |
798 |
1.056 |
152.76 — Ahmed (nesbmido) |
104.66 |
62.20 |
January 26, 2021 |
| 28. |
#4590013 |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on a head. |
68 |
1,966 |
1.056 |
196.53 — im liquid smooth (chakk) |
123.64 |
64.91 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 29. |
#4590062 |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that dogs can't fly. |
74 |
1,591 |
1.054 |
196.24 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
122.29 |
63.85 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 30. |
#4590010 |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws. A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. |
127 |
1,294 |
1.052 |
155.07 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
104.86 |
60.98 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 31. |
#4590059 |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the lift. |
110 |
1,330 |
1.051 |
155.83 — ivﾠonﾠutube (unreaii) |
112.49 |
62.98 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 32. |
#4590065 |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce, but we had some great laughs. |
113 |
829 |
1.050 |
136.40 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
102.94 |
61.95 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 33. |
#4590080 |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll. |
81 |
1,100 |
1.048 |
187.03 — Martin (250 ELO) (iamtrasha... |
112.83 |
61.65 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 34. |
#4590058 |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it's an exit. A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and assumes it is an onrushing train. The train conductor sees two stupid guys staggering on train tracks. |
223 |
1,069 |
1.047 |
142.42 — Ahmed (nesbmido) |
106.73 |
65.34 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 35. |
#4590087 |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race? Wow, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. |
138 |
865 |
1.046 |
218.24 — realboot (sahibprime) |
107.08 |
64.23 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 36. |
#4590054 |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car. |
114 |
1,332 |
1.043 |
166.30 — Renardo (renarded) |
111.69 |
63.77 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 37. |
#4590097 |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts. |
101 |
884 |
1.042 |
154.55 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
110.97 |
62.44 |
January 26, 2021 |
| 38. |
#4590027 |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. |
106 |
1,277 |
1.041 |
161.81 — stephen (thetypingstephen18) |
107.38 |
61.16 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 39. |
#4590093 |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the thermometer, last time it was a bit ruff. |
97 |
857 |
1.041 |
132.62 — William (wyxam) |
102.49 |
62.06 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 40. |
#4590036 |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin. |
63 |
1,674 |
1.040 |
179.15 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
115.46 |
62.63 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 41. |
#4590081 |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice. |
90 |
937 |
1.039 |
154.18 — omar (streetfighterlan123) |
105.55 |
61.19 |
January 26, 2021 |
| 42. |
#4590078 |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in sentences often goes undetected. |
119 |
851 |
1.033 |
181.86 — Beaster (deeznutshagotch) |
108.89 |
64.07 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 43. |
#4590019 |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. |
71 |
1,840 |
1.032 |
147.56 — Using Linux (kingvadanite) |
114.03 |
61.85 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 44. |
#4590018 |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice. |
87 |
1,727 |
1.032 |
162.59 — quitting = cringe (angeio) |
115.27 |
63.08 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 45. |
#4590051 |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number! |
120 |
1,331 |
1.031 |
179.51 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
108.66 |
62.31 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 46. |
#4590090 |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences. |
93 |
802 |
1.031 |
168.86 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
101.18 |
60.92 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 47. |
#4590026 |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. |
155 |
1,362 |
1.030 |
176.39 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
109.76 |
62.59 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 48. |
#4590024 |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
57 |
1,457 |
1.029 |
175.20 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
120.49 |
60.90 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 49. |
#4590057 |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. |
119 |
1,346 |
1.028 |
142.71 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... |
111.11 |
61.49 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 50. |
#4590015 |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool. |
75 |
1,336 |
1.028 |
147.30 — bruh (ovecko) |
105.16 |
59.49 |
December 8, 2020 |
| 51. |
#4590067 |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
53 |
1,062 |
1.026 |
162.24 — funny (tesseractbeyond) |
110.57 |
60.06 |
January 26, 2021 |
| 52. |
#4590045 |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea. I can't stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it. |
188 |
1,169 |
1.024 |
172.27 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
111.77 |
61.70 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 53. |
#4590084 |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should be more upset, but I'm absolutely delighted. |
103 |
885 |
1.021 |
195.29 — realboot (sahibprime) |
103.66 |
59.22 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 54. |
#4590076 |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown! |
66 |
972 |
1.018 |
178.90 — Beaster (deeznutshagotch) |
100.02 |
58.63 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 55. |
#4590079 |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my electric bill. It was the darkest day of my life. |
105 |
848 |
1.018 |
146.36 — ivﾠonﾠutube (unreaii) |
102.68 |
61.26 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 56. |
#4590075 |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One was a salted! |
74 |
951 |
1.017 |
144.34 — leaf (leafblower174) |
100.04 |
58.42 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 57. |
#4590070 |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into another sea creature? I didn't do it on porpoise. |
106 |
836 |
1.016 |
122.85 — keksdee (keksdeee) |
96.46 |
59.58 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 58. |
#4590098 |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding? Pay the parking meteor. |
103 |
871 |
1.013 |
151.06 — Lex (willow6932) |
98.87 |
59.96 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 59. |
#4590086 |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot? The shamrock is a four-leaf clover, and the knife is a four-loaf cleaver. |
154 |
801 |
1.011 |
137.25 — average discord mod (ifeelp... |
95.22 |
57.98 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 60. |
#4590089 |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence. |
107 |
776 |
1.008 |
198.12 — realboot (sahibprime) |
100.92 |
59.10 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 61. |
#4590050 |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodka bottle. |
89 |
1,438 |
1.006 |
206.90 — カジュアル (kajuaru) |
109.67 |
60.55 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 62. |
#4590069 |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
53 |
966 |
1.006 |
143.08 — Jason (weekly5112) |
101.71 |
57.96 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 63. |
#4590092 |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
61 |
880 |
1.004 |
132.97 — Georg (dreadt666) |
99.42 |
57.04 |
January 26, 2021 |
| 64. |
#4590095 |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration? She draws a blank. |
79 |
968 |
1.004 |
156.67 — Oppy (maximumchris2) |
102.03 |
58.41 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 65. |
#4590096 |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. |
76 |
854 |
1.000 |
191.11 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
100.86 |
57.53 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 66. |
#4590028 |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. |
81 |
1,294 |
0.999 |
146.39 — klxu03 (theskillzrreal) |
101.77 |
57.35 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 67. |
#4590000 |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. |
82 |
1,611 |
0.996 |
182.49 — ikjoshh (ikjoshh) |
117.45 |
61.04 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 68. |
#4590074 |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
55 |
975 |
0.996 |
144.67 — funny (tesseractbeyond) |
105.31 |
58.96 |
January 26, 2021 |
| 69. |
#4590052 |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. |
121 |
1,137 |
0.996 |
138.46 — Josiah (josiahforever) |
101.53 |
58.92 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 70. |
#4590048 |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such a passionate kisser... What do you mean, passionate? I'm looking for food remains! |
143 |
1,210 |
0.993 |
146.97 — wy (randumbtyper) |
106.14 |
59.63 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 71. |
#4590040 |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars characters. His brother Jabba and sister Darth Maul are less amused. |
121 |
1,373 |
0.992 |
163.07 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
105.07 |
59.05 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 72. |
#4590005 |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
56 |
1,850 |
0.991 |
174.91 — quitting = cringe (angeio) |
119.53 |
59.80 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 73. |
#4590041 |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I punched him in the face and went home. |
96 |
1,362 |
0.990 |
142.31 — Ahmed (nesbmido) |
103.57 |
58.49 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 74. |
#4590085 |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, but he's never gonna give you Up. |
91 |
875 |
0.989 |
148.88 — Red (liquid293) |
100.23 |
58.71 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 75. |
#4590004 |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. |
66 |
1,718 |
0.986 |
155.42 — Elluel (avirella) |
113.01 |
58.66 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 76. |
#4590064 |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions yet to your ad that you're looking for a night guard?" Yeah, we got robbed tonight. |
144 |
1,149 |
0.985 |
152.73 — (poem) |
103.75 |
58.06 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 77. |
#4590009 |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive. |
89 |
1,488 |
0.984 |
185.29 — quitting = cringe (angeio) |
110.56 |
59.94 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 78. |
#4590053 |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, they say my teeth are too long! Mother replies: Oh shush, now you've scratched the whole floor again! |
158 |
1,168 |
0.983 |
165.58 — quitting = cringe (angeio) |
101.54 |
59.09 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 79. |
#4590056 |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary. |
107 |
1,201 |
0.983 |
138.74 — Ahmed (nesbmido) |
99.48 |
57.42 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 80. |
#4590003 |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. |
79 |
1,545 |
0.982 |
166.90 — Influensane - nonquit main/... |
102.47 |
57.66 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 81. |
#4590006 |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck. |
65 |
1,810 |
0.981 |
160.73 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
106.17 |
58.23 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 82. |
#4590035 |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care. |
96 |
509 |
0.980 |
171.07 — カジュアル (kajuaru) |
86.47 |
48.94 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 83. |
#4590063 |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill or anything, but she could definitely get better. |
109 |
1,175 |
0.977 |
133.22 — Dylan (meoweycupentcmc) |
97.54 |
55.63 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 84. |
#4590046 |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss. I'm starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship. |
165 |
1,153 |
0.976 |
127.39 — LILfeatha (lilfeatha) |
97.13 |
56.68 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 85. |
#4590011 |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks! I'll never part with it! |
101 |
1,583 |
0.974 |
164.45 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
107.87 |
59.36 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 86. |
#4590043 |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off a man within 15 minutes. Unfortunately, I also lost my job at the local swimming pool. |
146 |
1,157 |
0.972 |
155.14 — quitting = cringe (angeio) |
94.40 |
55.75 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 87. |
#4590099 |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could binomial. |
68 |
900 |
0.969 |
201.18 — realboot (sahibprime) |
96.41 |
56.00 |
January 26, 2021 |
| 88. |
#4590029 |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing. |
96 |
475 |
0.965 |
132.76 — 🧀 Chez (super_not_pro) |
79.76 |
46.96 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 89. |
#4590001 |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu: You get what you deserve. |
86 |
1,679 |
0.964 |
148.53 — youtu.be/mMLmCViaFKI (delaw... |
105.86 |
56.06 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 90. |
#4590044 |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had "Final Notice" written on the envelope. Good. They won't be bothering me anymore. |
142 |
1,111 |
0.961 |
178.41 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
97.24 |
55.09 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 91. |
#4590007 |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally. |
79 |
1,264 |
0.958 |
152.53 — dawnium (simusqq;dictionary) |
99.73 |
53.87 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 92. |
#4590023 |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. |
69 |
80 |
0.956 |
71.73 — Bernard (siko_lick) |
28.27 |
28.27 |
December 8, 2020 |
| 93. |
#4590025 |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard. |
74 |
1,263 |
0.951 |
133.11 — average discord mod (ifeelp... |
98.00 |
55.52 |
December 14, 2020 |
| 94. |
#4590066 |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I eat 3 bags of chips and drinks 5 sodas what do I have? No self-control. |
131 |
752 |
0.942 |
111.86 — 🐼 (bobby76) |
88.46 |
54.01 |
January 27, 2021 |
| 95. |
#4590042 |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
59 |
1,406 |
0.940 |
142.97 — Red (liquid293) |
100.12 |
54.55 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 96. |
#4590082 |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space bar. |
64 |
853 |
0.918 |
166.88 — omar (streetfighterlan123) |
94.18 |
52.71 |
January 26, 2021 |
| 97. |
#4590016 |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth, and won a toaster. |
116 |
1,258 |
0.916 |
154.68 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... |
96.22 |
54.18 |
December 6, 2020 |
| 98. |
#4590033 |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan." |
129 |
1,110 |
0.901 |
153.69 — Keyma.sh is better (ryleyx... |
92.03 |
52.19 |
December 7, 2020 |
| 99. |
#4590060 |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have now? Andy has diabetes now. |
85 |
1,253 |
0.897 |
138.17 — Just a man in a hotdog van ... |
93.13 |
51.37 |
December 15, 2020 |
| 100. |
#4590008 |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!" The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don't follow you..." |
115 |
1,208 |
0.867 |
135.07 — funny (tesseractbeyond) |
95.06 |
51.40 |
December 6, 2020 |