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Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.

—from Short Joke, a other by readersdigest.ca

Active since December 6, 2020.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. dawnium (simusqq) 152.53 99% 2021-03-19
2. dawnium (simusqq;dictionary) 152.53 99% 2021-03-19
3. quitting = cringe (angeio) 141.94 98% 2020-12-15
4. swagatron (swagatron7000) 134.47 99% 2021-08-20
5. twitter.com/jidoreuu (tfuef... 127.33 99% 2021-01-03
6. LOL FAST CAR VROOM (jaikunff) 123.16 97% 2020-12-08
7. Peter (pieter_post) 118.43 100% 2022-02-10
8. VY (india_vikas_yadav) 117.43 99% 2021-01-17
9. Seawater (seawater) 116.92 99% 2021-01-17
10. Ducks (laughingduck) 116.23 99% 2022-08-02
11. Igor (cardish1) 115.02 99% 2020-12-28
12. Quentin (okquentin) 114.92 100% 2022-01-13
13. Jacob (vanosgaming2014) 114.26 97% 2021-09-18
14. Nikita (nikita_typist) 112.63 99% 2021-01-14
15. (atypicaltypist) 112.30 98% 2021-01-13
16. zaop (zaop) 111.83 100% 2021-08-13
17. paris (clamptile) 111.52 96% 2022-02-23
18. retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 110.63 98.8% 2023-12-03
19. An Average Typist (itrollu) 110.52 98% 2021-01-13
20. dva main (thedragonemperor) 110.39 97% 2020-12-31
21. Ahmed (nesbmido) 110.16 95% 2022-06-25
22. rn1hd (rnk1hd) 108.02 98% 2022-09-30
23. https://discord.gg/zsN4crbk... 107.67 98% 2021-02-22
24. i'm old... (2ndmohamedzarif) 107.54 98% 2020-12-31
25. Blaziken (blas_) 107.52 98.8% 2021-02-22
26. Alireza (thealireza) 107.51 98% 2021-01-04
27. Max (bortie) 107.05 98% 2023-07-12
28. Exhorder (exhorderx) 103.31 100% 2023-01-09
29. Suhas (suhoos) 102.85 98% 2021-01-29
30. Alec (iplaytetris) 102.79 99% 2022-01-20

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Jokes 1,264 53.87 December 6, 2020
Default (English) 172 110.55 January 14, 2024