| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 3622343 |
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300... |
256 |
28 |
0.9789 |
| 3640509 |
Whoo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma anymore! I am s... |
133 |
27 |
0.7261 |
| 3810476 |
I cheated on the intelligence test, I'm sorry! But I just want to say that the p... |
313 |
28 |
1.0844 |
| 3810477 |
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you've just seen, war is ... |
426 |
15 |
0.9821 |
| 3810478 |
Look, there's only one thing worse than being a loser. It's being one of those g... |
186 |
37 |
1.1578 |
| 3810479 |
Balderdash! Why, I once watched "Gentleman" Jim Corbett fight an Eskimo fellow b... |
220 |
21 |
0.9025 |
| 3810480 |
Quit complaining! This way I don't have to waste money on morphine! Well Smither... |
248 |
31 |
1.0026 |
| 3810481 |
I been slumping all season but now I found a reason. I struck on a love that is ... |
250 |
33 |
1.0764 |
| 3810482 |
I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, i... |
208 |
17 |
0.9205 |
| 3810483 |
You're right, Mom. I shouldn't let this bother me. I'm in television now. It's m... |
210 |
25 |
0.9899 |
| 3810484 |
On the 11:00 news tonight, a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be let... |
171 |
12 |
1.0250 |
| 3810485 |
Good evening, here's an update on last week's nursing home expose, "Geezers in F... |
319 |
17 |
0.9059 |
| 3810486 |
We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized novelty hat. Now... |
213 |
25 |
1.0761 |
| 3810487 |
Oh... and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time... |
222 |
31 |
1.1331 |
| 3810488 |
Come on, Marge, I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to e... |
317 |
14 |
0.9792 |
| 3810490 |
Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and s... |
218 |
38 |
1.0454 |
| 3810491 |
Oh, and one more thing; I've stolen a nuclear weapon. And if you do not rid this... |
259 |
24 |
1.0780 |
| 3810492 |
Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his... |
224 |
30 |
1.0584 |
| 3810493 |
Okay, maybe my dad did steal Itchy. But so what? Animation is built on plagiaris... |
425 |
13 |
0.8411 |
| 3810494 |
The only problem with the treatment was that it worked too well. You became unab... |
219 |
31 |
1.1232 |
| 3810495 |
Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by... |
287 |
20 |
0.9711 |
| 3810496 |
I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabi... |
208 |
24 |
0.9857 |
| 3810497 |
I'm saying you're what's wrong with America, Simpson. You coast through life, yo... |
160 |
18 |
1.0984 |
| 3810498 |
You can't treat the working man this way! One of these days we'll form a union, ... |
225 |
22 |
1.0304 |
| 3810499 |
My turn. Kwyjibo. K-W-Y-J-I-B-O, 22 points, plus triple word score, plus 50 poin... |
137 |
12 |
0.8227 |
| 3810500 |
All right. This town must be hot. They don't need a large ad or even correct spe... |
143 |
46 |
1.0484 |
| 3810501 |
He'll tell you that in nature one creature invariably eats another to survive. D... |
177 |
23 |
1.0057 |
| 3810502 |
You're in big trouble, Burns. Homer Simpson's job requires college training in n... |
170 |
17 |
0.9463 |
| 3810503 |
One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here.... |
130 |
26 |
1.0791 |
| 4060197 |
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a goo... |
117 |
35 |
1.0101 |
| 4070092 |
Lisa, get in here! In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics! |
69 |
22 |
1.0959 |
| 4070202 |
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I mana... |
118 |
32 |
1.0828 |
| 4070203 |
Rest assured that I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust th... |
99 |
23 |
1.3595 |
| 4070204 |
It's just a little airborne! It's still good, it's still good! |
62 |
21 |
1.1843 |
| 4070480 |
No sports, no rock, no information. For mindless chatter, we're your station! |
77 |
12 |
1.1576 |