Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3214. | Arman (148038) | 67.55 | 98% | 2019-08-10 |
| 3215. | Alice (alice_guo) | 67.54 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 3216. | Ihor (seitem) | 67.54 | 95% | 2020-02-10 |
| 3217. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 67.54 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 3218. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 67.51 | 96% | 2020-02-01 |
| 3219. | DMack (dmack98) | 67.51 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 3220. | Sean (speskin) | 67.51 | 95% | 2019-11-14 |
| 3221. | Chaddog (svd997) | 67.50 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 3222. | moh (moh77) | 67.50 | 95% | 2018-11-02 |
| 3223. | George (giorgos1) | 67.50 | 95% | 2019-08-23 |
| 3224. | Math (faster_babe) | 67.49 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 3225. | Lincoln (tentenclicker) | 67.49 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 3226. | Viktor (viktro_touch_type) | 67.49 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
| 3227. | Janheart (jnlayoso) | 67.47 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3228. | Mike (mikemetalll) | 67.47 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 3229. | John (everderp) | 67.47 | 94% | 2019-01-17 |
| 3230. | zythr (zythr) | 67.46 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3231. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 67.41 | 96% | 2017-12-13 |
| 3232. | Kebbeth (kebbeth) | 67.39 | 95% | 2018-05-29 |
| 3233. | Joemama (captainpj) | 67.38 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 3234. | mgupta (mgupta1410) | 67.38 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
| 3235. | em (mnnm) | 67.31 | 99% | 2018-06-18 |
| 3236. | Tyson (tysontn) | 67.29 | 95% | 2019-12-11 |
| 3237. | Minniecheese (minniecheese) | 67.28 | 99% | 2017-11-19 |
| 3238. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 67.28 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 3239. | oskar (oskar86) | 67.27 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 3240. | Jessica (jeguar) | 67.27 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 3241. | bigchungus (tranzfat) | 67.23 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 3242. | Anik Roy (anik_the_hunter) | 67.22 | 96% | 2018-07-29 |
| 3243. | Jayden (twoid) | 67.21 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |