As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12688. | maap_yach (crstlgo09) | 77.30 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 12689. | Dominique (domynation) | 77.30 | 95% | 2015-05-07 |
| 12690. | firefly (firef1y) | 77.30 | 90% | 2015-04-09 |
| 12691. | Marsal (marsalsz) | 77.29 | 96% | 2022-12-14 |
| 12692. | tyler (ssjtyru) | 77.29 | 94% | 2021-09-22 |
| 12693. | Bane (djex808) | 77.29 | 99% | 2016-08-15 |
| 12694. | viktor (viktor01) | 77.28 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| 12695. | marsistX (marsistx) | 77.28 | 98% | 2022-12-18 |
| 12696. | tstats[sweetapple6911] (swe... | 77.28 | 96% | 2023-10-24 |
| 12697. | jacks (northice12) | 77.28 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
| 12698. | m (xxxaliaxxx) | 77.28 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 12699. | zevee (zevee) | 77.28 | 96% | 2017-03-20 |
| 12700. | Isidora (isidoradj) | 77.28 | 93% | 2016-06-03 |
| 12701. | Pranay (pranay12) | 77.27 | 99% | 2022-04-22 |
| 12702. | Alec (ancientant) | 77.27 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| 12703. | Jaswanth (jazzkriss21) | 77.27 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 12704. | zythr (zythr) | 77.26 | 94% | 2017-02-04 |
| 12705. | Terra (terranavis) | 77.26 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 12706. | walid (walid1997) | 77.26 | 99% | 2022-03-13 |
| 12707. | iaNNdRe (ianndre) | 77.26 | 97.2% | 2023-10-09 |
| 12708. | Peter (petejim) | 77.26 | 96% | 2021-11-30 |
| 12709. | Lino (lgomez) | 77.25 | 98% | 2017-10-02 |
| 12710. | Cloud (cloud_bolssom) | 77.25 | 95% | 2021-12-12 |
| 12711. | Kyn (kin2307) | 77.25 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 12712. | Xelicus (xelicus_gamingyt) | 77.25 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
| 12713. | sam (samhaa) | 77.25 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 12714. | Marco (mr__pink) | 77.25 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 12715. | kameg (kameg) | 77.24 | 96.8% | 2024-07-02 |
| 12716. | Kira (kiramck) | 77.24 | 97% | 2022-01-29 |
| 12717. | frooday (frooday) | 77.24 | 98.8% | 2021-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |