Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9089. | disgusting butterfly (swall... | 78.13 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 9090. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 78.13 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 9091. | Yannis (dixonover) | 78.13 | 93% | 2025-03-07 |
| 9092. | Hamms (hammsnoahn) | 78.12 | 95% | 2024-09-17 |
| 9093. | Austin (gauby92) | 78.12 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 9094. | Md (mim_01) | 78.12 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| 9095. | Vivian (ninhiii) | 78.12 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 9096. | sees (dumbretardedcunt) | 78.11 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 9097. | avirex92 (avirex92) | 78.11 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 9098. | David (davidgilbarte) | 78.11 | 94% | 2021-04-29 |
| 9099. | Ji-eun (lynntabuchi) | 78.11 | 95% | 2018-05-17 |
| 9100. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 78.11 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 9101. | Keedawg (_keedawg_) | 78.10 | 95.2% | 2025-03-02 |
| 9102. | Carlos (fuzwipper) | 78.10 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| 9103. | Norman (aris6498) | 78.10 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 9104. | Felzii (missartemis_97) | 78.10 | 97.2% | 2023-11-25 |
| 9105. | Kalee (kalesalad19) | 78.09 | 99% | 2022-08-25 |
| 9106. | Dave (zxzt) | 78.09 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 9107. | Roberto (bertdellefave123) | 78.09 | 95.5% | 2025-05-26 |
| 9108. | Hopp (461am) | 78.08 | 100% | 2022-05-18 |
| 9109. | Rounak (rouvai) | 78.08 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 9110. | Francisco (faac98) | 78.08 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 9111. | FixioMG (fixio) | 78.07 | 97.6% | 2024-09-11 |
| 9112. | JY (jy82828) | 78.07 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| 9113. | Luis (luisaes) | 78.07 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 9114. | Kazuya (peacefularrow) | 78.07 | 95% | 2022-08-24 |
| 9115. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 78.07 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 9116. | viDoppio (vidoppio) | 78.06 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 9117. | Gautam (humanity_seeker_gau... | 78.06 | 99% | 2023-01-20 |
| 9118. | ivan (ivantoodope) | 78.06 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |