I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13597. | Faquarl (iamfaquarl) | 78.26 | 96% | 2014-03-29 |
| 13598. | Dawn (dragons471) | 78.26 | 96% | 2017-12-06 |
| 13599. | Nik (iiirxs) | 78.25 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 13600. | Vasco (veps_) | 78.25 | 99% | 2023-09-12 |
| 13601. | Andrew (fujiou) | 78.25 | 95% | 2016-07-27 |
| 13602. | Akuma (dreamxreality) | 78.24 | 100% | 2019-02-22 |
| 13603. | Buruiana (sebihp2007) | 78.24 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
| 13604. | hello (imfeelingunlucky) | 78.24 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 13605. | Kelvin (mouths) | 78.24 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
| 13606. | tstats[timtam420] (timtam420) | 78.23 | 95% | 2023-08-17 |
| 13607. | Davit/დათო (suchacr... | 78.23 | 95% | 2020-09-23 |
| 13608. | RedBull (redbullvg) | 78.23 | 95% | 2015-02-08 |
| 13609. | connor (i_cant_do_this) | 78.23 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
| 13610. | ℮ (nicepal) | 78.23 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 13611. | Tom (tombertoli) | 78.23 | 94% | 2021-05-17 |
| 13612. | David (davidgreniercolemak) | 78.23 | 95% | 2014-08-08 |
| 13613. | Ro (zrolandf) | 78.22 | 90% | 2015-05-06 |
| 13614. | Ulrik (fnystal) | 78.22 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 13615. | Eliud (inggoodface) | 78.22 | 83% | 2015-06-28 |
| 13616. | FREE Palestine (stilllobste... | 78.22 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 13617. | Bamco (bamco) | 78.22 | 93% | 2014-08-06 |
| 13618. | Jerry (gurkboii) | 78.22 | 94% | 2016-12-08 |
| 13619. | Mykal (mykalg) | 78.22 | 98% | 2019-08-12 |
| 13620. | Phil (pbona) | 78.21 | 98% | 2019-02-07 |
| 13621. | Michał (ciszyn) | 78.21 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 13622. | xklakoux (xklakoux) | 78.21 | 98% | 2012-08-26 |
| 13623. | William (jitoyo) | 78.21 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 13624. | Willie Loyd (neverfall) | 78.21 | — | 2010-12-18 |
| 13625. | S (dontudare) | 78.20 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 13626. | Josiah (washers) | 78.20 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |