I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5308. | BEECEE (nukecee) | 98.78 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 5309. | Irrestructable (limjacky) | 98.78 | 94% | 2015-08-12 |
| 5310. | Backspace (walkert1097) | 98.78 | 93% | 2016-04-13 |
| 5311. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 98.77 | 98% | 2023-06-22 |
| 5312. | Andrew (anarchyao) | 98.77 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 5313. | Joey (jmk1) | 98.76 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 5314. | Christos (tsialas) | 98.76 | 100% | 2025-02-15 |
| 5315. | Aelius (aelius_colemakdh) | 98.76 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 5316. | Kyle (puddlepoopin) | 98.76 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 5317. | Free Palestine (rollno14) | 98.76 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 5318. | lloyd (lloydisloud231) | 98.75 | 97% | 2024-12-09 |
| 5319. | me (gghoney) | 98.75 | 98.5% | 2023-12-27 |
| 5320. | Ibrahim (platon) | 98.75 | 96% | 2022-10-07 |
| 5321. | Danila (dnlhc) | 98.75 | 99% | 2022-06-06 |
| 5322. | chadjaa_sofiane (chadjaa_s) | 98.75 | 97.5% | 2024-06-24 |
| 5323. | Oli (oli94) | 98.75 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 5324. | Zito (zrelova) | 98.74 | 98% | 2023-12-13 |
| 5325. | Plamore (pjsb1) | 98.74 | 96% | 2017-01-08 |
| 5326. | MigL (migl_) | 98.73 | 98% | 2025-04-13 |
| 5327. | Justin (justinh12) | 98.73 | 99% | 2019-09-30 |
| 5328. | Eleni (blossomhelen) | 98.73 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
| 5329. | Emgality (mirabegron) | 98.72 | 97.8% | 2024-01-05 |
| 5330. | Gavin (gavtoaster) | 98.72 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 5331. | loshmi (loshmi) | 98.71 | 96.1% | 2025-01-31 |
| 5332. | Asgard (iasgard) | 98.71 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 5333. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 98.71 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 5334. | Petr (missile) | 98.71 | 96% | 2016-06-14 |
| 5335. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 98.71 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 5336. | Ollie (typing555) | 98.70 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 5337. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 98.70 | 99% | 2021-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |