The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3278. | ekoadipg (ekoadipg) | 110.03 | 99% | 2015-04-13 |
| 3279. | Discovery (afrosense8) | 110.02 | 93% | 2015-07-07 |
| 3280. | nerf (nerfasdf) | 110.01 | 97% | 2019-05-15 |
| 3281. | rumbata (rumbata2) | 110.01 | 93% | 2016-01-13 |
| 3282. | Teodoras (teoyessir) | 110.00 | 97.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 3283. | Shake dat Booty Gurlllll (f... | 110.00 | 98% | 2013-06-29 |
| 3284. | Beaw (mamabeaw) | 109.99 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 3285. | Shervin (xxallproxx) | 109.99 | 98% | 2012-11-19 |
| 3286. | JollyImpulse (jollyimpulse) | 109.98 | 100% | 2022-02-14 |
| 3287. | Blazian444 (blazian444) | 109.98 | 98.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 3288. | Nhi (bunhiry) | 109.97 | 99% | 2020-08-28 |
| 3289. | Sporcle (sporcle) | 109.97 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 3290. | No quitting (no_quitting) | 109.97 | 96% | 2011-09-24 |
| 3291. | Tyler72 (mclaren1) | 109.95 | 92% | 2014-03-04 |
| 3292. | :^) (kyeavnign) | 109.94 | 97% | 2017-04-23 |
| 3293. | Ale (yagotzirck) | 109.94 | 100% | 2019-06-25 |
| 3294. | Zito (zrelova) | 109.92 | 99% | 2021-09-11 |
| 3295. | JoX (jox997) | 109.92 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 3296. | Douglas (ossmando) | 109.92 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 3297. | Michael (mritche) | 109.92 | 92% | 2013-07-11 |
| 3298. | Adam (daoracer) | 109.92 | 98% | 2017-05-28 |
| 3299. | Lolita (lolitalil) | 109.91 | 96% | 2011-10-06 |
| 3300. | Shutaro (w_h_) | 109.91 | 92% | 2015-11-10 |
| 3301. | Dekeract (shuuru) | 109.91 | 86% | 2014-12-02 |
| 3302. | Choo (iplaygame123) | 109.91 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 3303. | Jack (delux10) | 109.90 | 97% | 2014-01-30 |
| 3304. | Hoang (hag0n) | 109.89 | 97% | 2014-02-24 |
| 3305. | X (al9569) | 109.89 | 92% | 2012-01-22 |
| 3306. | Jimmy (jimbozeub888) | 109.88 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 3307. | Gloryan (shadowglory) | 109.88 | 90% | 2015-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |