And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28585. | Snappy (rikashae) | 65.26 | 94% | 2012-05-09 |
| 28586. | Marek (maruszyn) | 65.26 | 90% | 2016-01-13 |
| 28587. | Teemu (nime_raider) | 65.26 | 94% | 2015-12-12 |
| 28588. | Minh (minhgold) | 65.25 | 95% | 2012-05-09 |
| 28589. | Njabulo (njabulo_mthembuu) | 65.25 | 97% | 2023-07-03 |
| 28590. | Duan (venushemp) | 65.25 | 95% | 2021-07-14 |
| 28591. | Alfred (bestluxeu) | 65.25 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 28592. | aron razaele (aronrazaelevv... | 65.25 | — | 2009-10-21 |
| 28593. | Dvorak (dvorakattack) | 65.25 | 95% | 2012-03-13 |
| 28594. | Sarah (pleb) | 65.25 | 94% | 2012-04-09 |
| 28595. | Emil (emilrid) | 65.25 | 95.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 28596. | username (cocohochan) | 65.24 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 28597. | ♥♡ SAM ♡♥ (saurabhk... | 65.24 | 97% | 2013-11-01 |
| 28598. | tran vinh quang (boihanoi113) | 65.24 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 28599. | Emmett (emot) | 65.24 | 96% | 2018-05-25 |
| 28600. | anatoly (popovanatoly) | 65.24 | 98% | 2016-12-27 |
| 28601. | Ben (dabeniao) | 65.23 | — | 2009-09-30 |
| 28602. | Carson (ikryptici) | 65.23 | 95% | 2019-11-22 |
| 28603. | fdafdsaf (testirovka) | 65.23 | 95% | 2022-05-18 |
| 28604. | Alex ` (zcolby) | 65.23 | 91% | 2014-04-01 |
| 28605. | zPhoenix (zphoenix) | 65.23 | 97% | 2013-10-14 |
| 28606. | Haezal (ezal_epy) | 65.23 | 91% | 2012-05-19 |
| 28607. | Stacy (stcyn03) | 65.23 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 28608. | nathan (ma__ttam) | 65.22 | 94% | 2021-06-21 |
| 28609. | Pooja (poopooja) | 65.22 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 28610. | Vivian (vivi) | 65.22 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 28611. | Andrew (knightlongiv) | 65.22 | 95% | 2016-05-08 |
| 28612. | Yoonsik (songcraft) | 65.22 | 95% | 2018-10-05 |
| 28613. | Apple (apple192immortal) | 65.22 | 93% | 2022-06-13 |
| 28614. | Solacer (solacerx) | 65.22 | 90% | 2016-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |