It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1815. | zig (gluegluglu) | 82.76 | 99% | 2017-11-29 |
| 1816. | John (twentydollar) | 82.76 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1817. | Andreas (sgtreent) | 82.75 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1818. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 82.73 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 1819. | Janne (thepopstardude) | 82.72 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 1820. | fart on me please (fearscap... | 82.68 | 95% | 2019-07-03 |
| 1821. | Herman (hermantam) | 82.67 | 97% | 2018-06-19 |
| 1822. | boss (jpairat) | 82.65 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1823. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 82.61 | 99% | 2020-01-12 |
| 1824. | TMM (matt0509) | 82.61 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 1825. | chekic (chekic) | 82.60 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1826. | Alvan (ohsorice) | 82.60 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 1827. | Woo (wonderwall77) | 82.60 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 1828. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 82.58 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 1829. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 82.58 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 1830. | Panaffles (panaffles) | 82.55 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 1831. | Peter (zoodoo) | 82.54 | 97% | 2018-01-30 |
| 1832. | Thanh (tnguyen098) | 82.54 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1833. | Seba (nalnah5) | 82.54 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
| 1834. | Rascell (soul94) | 82.52 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 1835. | Tim (thole) | 82.49 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 1836. | Ryder (highryder18) | 82.48 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1837. | (danlel) | 82.47 | 96% | 2017-12-09 |
| 1838. | Eric (criscofreeze) | 82.45 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 1839. | Danat (danat_ayazbayev) | 82.44 | 95% | 2020-05-12 |
| 1840. | chujev (chujev) | 82.43 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1841. | Istanful (istanful) | 82.42 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 1842. | Maple (oakshoe) | 82.41 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
| 1843. | cosdaj (cosdaj) | 82.41 | 98% | 2019-11-28 |
| 1844. | Edward (kailhreds) | 82.41 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |