The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8790. | Truman (geveent) | 49.34 | 94% | 2015-12-23 |
| 8791. | MMemmemm (antz9t) | 49.34 | 98% | 2015-02-27 |
| 8792. | Andy (outlawandy) | 49.34 | 96% | 2016-10-17 |
| 8793. | Edgar (d368) | 49.34 | 88% | 2012-08-30 |
| 8794. | Shimon (gastronom) | 49.34 | 95% | 2020-06-25 |
| 8795. | Jimothy (typeman_69_420) | 49.33 | 94% | 2022-03-30 |
| 8796. | Char (char) | 49.33 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| 8797. | abdullah (hafidh) | 49.33 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 8798. | thomas (thomas) | 49.33 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 8799. | Miley (miki_the_skank) | 49.33 | 93% | 2012-02-12 |
| 8800. | Akash (akashshewale) | 49.33 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 8801. | Prakush (praksm) | 49.32 | 97% | 2017-05-04 |
| 8802. | Kamil (kambag86) | 49.32 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 8803. | Ivan Aldwin (ivanaldwin730) | 49.32 | 89% | 2016-12-15 |
| 8804. | Wildan (wigazu) | 49.32 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 8805. | Dustin (dustin099) | 49.32 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
| 8806. | Autothiest (codered) | 49.31 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 8807. | Sam (dom81) | 49.31 | 92% | 2015-04-18 |
| 8808. | lau (teddy8648) | 49.31 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 8809. | Nikhil (niks_2012) | 49.31 | 95% | 2017-12-28 |
| 8810. | Anwar (anwarnasr09) | 49.31 | 91% | 2014-06-19 |
| 8811. | Ray (powerking) | 49.31 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| 8812. | Yus (yustynnd) | 49.31 | 93% | 2014-04-19 |
| 8813. | bloopz (bloopz) | 49.31 | 98% | 2021-02-01 |
| 8814. | Senpai Z (zlashers) | 49.31 | 94% | 2021-09-02 |
| 8815. | Ravi (ravi10) | 49.31 | 92% | 2022-11-07 |
| 8816. | BankkV (bankkv_101) | 49.31 | 95% | 2022-04-01 |
| 8817. | Bad_gaming (hackerso1vn) | 49.31 | 94% | 2021-08-18 |
| 8818. | Andrew (ampe_e) | 49.30 | 99% | 2017-02-14 |
| 8819. | medD (mistermask___) | 49.30 | 93% | 2021-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |