As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18672. | Eliott (ruster) | 64.26 | 94% | 2023-04-10 |
18673. | Zamami (shadaokami) | 64.26 | 97.1% | 2023-09-27 |
18674. | tstats[yam] (yammagar) | 64.26 | 95% | 2021-12-24 |
18675. | John Anthony (therewere3) | 64.26 | 95% | 2022-04-06 |
18676. | Harry (harry201020) | 64.26 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
18677. | cao (caochao39) | 64.26 | 90% | 2016-03-28 |
18678. | Amit yadav (sasagey0) | 64.25 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
18679. | omkar (omkarsl) | 64.24 | 96% | 2023-01-07 |
18680. | Faizal (hollowpath) | 64.24 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
18681. | Tom (kacpix) | 64.24 | 94% | 2015-04-24 |
18682. | Stephen (stephensantilli) | 64.24 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
18683. | insomnia (dftkev) | 64.24 | 89% | 2015-11-20 |
18684. | Josh (joshle270699) | 64.24 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
18685. | no sana (libcal) | 64.24 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
18686. | Albert (albertc97) | 64.24 | 94% | 2016-09-29 |
18687. | Raz (adashi) | 64.24 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
18688. | Adarsh Satish (adarshsatish) | 64.23 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
18689. | mana_kitten (p3ac3) | 64.23 | 96.5% | 2023-08-06 |
18690. | Federico (zigish) | 64.23 | 93% | 2020-08-26 |
18691. | kasra (kasra44) | 64.23 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
18692. | Daniel (dannyzizi) | 64.22 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
18693. | Durian (hopkafe) | 64.22 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
18694. | Sammy (icesammy) | 64.22 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
18695. | twikel (twikel) | 64.22 | 93% | 2022-04-04 |
18696. | Kamen (kamen08) | 64.22 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
18697. | Lo_key (lo_key) | 64.22 | 93% | 2015-04-14 |
18698. | yavor (janb99) | 64.22 | 88% | 2015-04-29 |
18699. | jake (000000000007) | 64.22 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
18700. | Jake (jakek140) | 64.21 | 87% | 2016-01-25 |
18701. | Dzardys (dzardys) | 64.21 | 96% | 2022-03-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |