Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3954. | baited nonquit (qwertylion) | 69.11 | 94% | 2017-10-31 |
| 3955. | concheese (concheese) | 69.10 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 3956. | Kenneth (bicboiken) | 69.09 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3957. | anatoly (tolya) | 69.08 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 3958. | Caroline (chanrin22) | 69.08 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 3959. | Arsen (punkbooster) | 69.08 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| 3960. | Abner (abnermtj) | 69.07 | 95% | 2019-11-27 |
| 3961. | Thang (thangnh) | 69.07 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 3962. | Reza (rapprat) | 69.06 | 96% | 2020-01-11 |
| 3963. | Roger (rogergnay) | 69.05 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 3964. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 69.02 | 98% | 2019-08-31 |
| 3965. | Phil (coasterfuelphil) | 69.01 | 95% | 2018-01-16 |
| 3966. | Luis (regneva17) | 69.01 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
| 3967. | Felipe (mrsilverspoon) | 68.99 | 96% | 2018-08-23 |
| 3968. | Stepman5 (stepman5) | 68.97 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 3969. | Prem (premgd) | 68.97 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 3970. | ljzlksjd (zhaxxdev) | 68.96 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 3971. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 68.95 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 3972. | Ellie (daphne2) | 68.95 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 3973. | fatima (fkt92) | 68.94 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 3974. | Sorin (tur7le0010) | 68.91 | 95% | 2020-07-26 |
| 3975. | Reagan (reagankeithputra) | 68.91 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 3976. | Olliert (olliert) | 68.89 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 3977. | White (beast_5) | 68.89 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
| 3978. | Dawn (dragons471) | 68.89 | 96% | 2017-07-01 |
| 3979. | Arthur (sylverphoenix) | 68.88 | 98% | 2019-10-21 |
| 3980. | Qizot (qizot) | 68.86 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 3981. | avery (stridersword) | 68.85 | 98% | 2018-08-11 |
| 3982. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 68.85 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 3983. | Arief (noorganteng) | 68.84 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |