I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8123. | obada (obada_yahya) | 91.06 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 8124. | patrica (shialbf) | 91.06 | 97% | 2018-01-20 |
| 8125. | Jimi (jimi_io) | 91.05 | 97% | 2025-01-31 |
| 8126. | Nicholas (nickisfake) | 91.04 | 95% | 2016-12-01 |
| 8127. | Calvin (hiimcalvin) | 91.04 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 8128. | MemeTrump911 (memetrump911) | 91.03 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
| 8129. | ngnmhieu (ngnmhieu) | 91.03 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
| 8130. | a (ierfth) | 91.03 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 8131. | Daniel (brittd) | 91.02 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 8132. | De Jong (bequiet13) | 91.02 | 97% | 2025-08-13 |
| 8133. | x (x8x8) | 91.02 | 95.3% | 2025-01-31 |
| 8134. | John (johnnymauser) | 91.01 | 95.5% | 2023-10-15 |
| 8135. | sync (kjh2196) | 91.01 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 8136. | Andrei (headpats) | 91.01 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 8137. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 91.01 | 96% | 2025-07-06 |
| 8138. | Aram (arejmm7) | 91.01 | 98% | 2016-09-19 |
| 8139. | Nagi (rakuramen) | 91.00 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 8140. | Filip (razorator) | 91.00 | 96% | 2015-11-01 |
| 8141. | Daniel (tempguan) | 91.00 | 98% | 2022-07-24 |
| 8142. | Master (mcrockett) | 91.00 | 95% | 2015-04-24 |
| 8143. | Aaron (zeromadness) | 91.00 | 97% | 2015-04-17 |
| 8144. | rodli (rodli) | 90.99 | 97.3% | 2024-01-13 |
| 8145. | Trey (yarters) | 90.99 | 96% | 2016-05-06 |
| 8146. | Sean (seansta10) | 90.99 | 97.6% | 2023-06-28 |
| 8147. | ROCKET forever! (livarscivi) | 90.99 | 91% | 2015-08-23 |
| 8148. | numdegased (numdegased) | 90.99 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 8149. | Jonathan (sushtrain) | 90.98 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 8150. | Kai (prokai) | 90.98 | 94% | 2016-04-20 |
| 8151. | Daniel (shline) | 90.97 | 94.5% | 2024-04-06 |
| 8152. | δΈε (quan72io) | 90.97 | 99% | 2025-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |