And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28584. | Carey (carey05059) | 64.68 | 91% | 2013-05-06 |
| 28585. | Aidil (aidil_umarov) | 64.68 | 96% | 2014-04-20 |
| 28586. | Rttifuita (rhinotrhino) | 64.68 | 93% | 2013-08-27 |
| 28587. | Eric (d_m_t) | 64.68 | 95% | 2016-02-05 |
| 28588. | CAL (coolcal98) | 64.67 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 28589. | Xotiii (xotiii) | 64.67 | 93% | 2012-07-08 |
| 28590. | Brandon (imritebehndu) | 64.67 | 96% | 2016-07-02 |
| 28591. | A (ajp10304) | 64.67 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 28592. | Tahrea (super_icefury) | 64.67 | 94.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 28593. | crooow (urrmomscockroach) | 64.67 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 28594. | Ben (midsummerknight) | 64.67 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 28595. | Carmine (gnegno) | 64.67 | 95% | 2015-03-29 |
| 28596. | Didyousayit? (sarah28) | 64.66 | 83% | 2012-02-19 |
| 28597. | Leo (lileo261) | 64.66 | 97% | 2019-10-26 |
| 28598. | Sucipto (showcheap) | 64.66 | 98% | 2014-12-25 |
| 28599. | bachkimz (bachkimz) | 64.66 | 92% | 2012-06-09 |
| 28600. | ada (cosmic_pimp) | 64.65 | 94% | 2023-03-21 |
| 28601. | Zeroed (zeroed_) | 64.65 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 28602. | Dark Knight (___001) | 64.65 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
| 28603. | Gum (blankgumbeat) | 64.65 | 95% | 2022-08-20 |
| 28604. | Mani (mani82d) | 64.65 | 94% | 2014-03-16 |
| 28605. | Linda (bermuda) | 64.65 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 28606. | mel (_melissa9_) | 64.65 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 28607. | cu63y (qu63y) | 64.64 | 94% | 2022-05-18 |
| 28608. | yomum (ahmet_ergun) | 64.64 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 28609. | typer (turbo360) | 64.64 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
| 28610. | Omar (omarsavaash20) | 64.63 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
| 28611. | Ramdizzle (ramdizzle) | 64.63 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 28612. | Pablo (p1blis81) | 64.63 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 28613. | Xyhop (xyhop) | 64.63 | 95% | 2014-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |