Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2117. | Adam (xfing) | 79.75 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 2118. | Fineson (fineson) | 79.75 | 95% | 2017-12-09 |
| 2119. | Donkey (crazybraden) | 79.73 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
| 2120. | GameChaos (game_chaos) | 79.72 | 99% | 2020-06-04 |
| 2121. | Geplowe (geplowe) | 79.71 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 2122. | Michael (mercury28) | 79.71 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 2123. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 79.71 | 96% | 2017-12-27 |
| 2124. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 79.69 | 99% | 2020-11-18 |
| 2125. | Vik (wikalerys) | 79.68 | 97% | 2017-07-09 |
| 2126. | ben (andrei_kirilenko_47) | 79.67 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 2127. | Andrew (buttmann64) | 79.62 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 2128. | sam (samkim111) | 79.61 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 2129. | Sean (shabow) | 79.59 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 2130. | Kkaayyemm (kkaayyemm) | 79.57 | 96% | 2018-02-22 |
| 2131. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 79.56 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
| 2132. | slowpoke (angelrs) | 79.56 | 95% | 2019-02-17 |
| 2133. | Horrendous (horrendousness) | 79.55 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 2134. | Enrique (zero90) | 79.55 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 2135. | omaewamoushindeiru (darksch... | 79.55 | 98% | 2018-12-02 |
| 2136. | Paul (llamaking86) | 79.51 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 2137. | God is Love (kjb3) | 79.50 | 97% | 2017-08-27 |
| 2138. | Ryan (xxhiny) | 79.49 | 97% | 2017-12-27 |
| 2139. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 79.49 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 2140. | Dan (bocadillas) | 79.48 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 2141. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 79.47 | 97% | 2020-06-28 |
| 2142. | Trevor (nutt69) | 79.47 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 2143. | rjlee (rjlee) | 79.43 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
| 2144. | Jesse (rainy_pasta) | 79.40 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
| 2145. | Lino (lgomez) | 79.40 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 2146. | SkyPromp (skyprompdvorak) | 79.39 | 98.4% | 2024-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |