As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11546. | Ian (s0ft3n) | 80.05 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 11547. | Kev (joebob1235) | 80.05 | 91% | 2016-01-20 |
| 11548. | lol (iknowright) | 80.04 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
| 11549. | Ryan (oryan24799) | 80.04 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 11550. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 80.04 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 11551. | Mark (baconhead) | 80.03 | 93% | 2016-04-30 |
| 11552. | Riggy (rigorodolico) | 80.03 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 11553. | inclarition (inclarition) | 80.02 | 96.2% | 2025-05-10 |
| 11554. | Josh (dragoore) | 80.02 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 11555. | Gergő (gergo225) | 80.02 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 11556. | Ezra (thedigitalallo) | 80.02 | 97.5% | 2023-09-30 |
| 11557. | Chinmay_Tiwari (chinmay_tiw... | 80.02 | 97.9% | 2024-12-21 |
| 11558. | Marlon (genedy21) | 80.02 | 99% | 2022-04-08 |
| 11559. | hehe (shadowaura3) | 80.02 | 95% | 2018-12-07 |
| 11560. | Sting (z35shi) | 80.02 | 94% | 2015-04-26 |
| 11561. | Shreyas (mrtigar) | 80.02 | 95% | 2016-08-16 |
| 11562. | zyyy (zyyyyyyyz) | 80.01 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 11563. | AmadeusK525 (amadeusk525) | 80.01 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 11564. | Jose Ortiz (jortiz1496) | 80.01 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 11565. | Kid (zenfire9001) | 80.01 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 11566. | Lance (lancelancer) | 80.01 | 87% | 2016-08-01 |
| 11567. | JoaoPauluu (joaopauluu) | 80.01 | 95% | 2021-04-19 |
| 11568. | PixelFog (pixelfog) | 80.01 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 11569. | Ignacio 🧉 (ignatirabo) | 80.01 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 11570. | Psycho (psychobrainman) | 80.01 | 99% | 2020-06-18 |
| 11571. | Mike (perforatesquid) | 80.00 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 11572. | Fatin Ahmed (leandredannel137) | 80.00 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 11573. | me_me (_orange) | 80.00 | 93% | 2016-09-09 |
| 11574. | Turi (haditoori) | 80.00 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 11575. | LARRY (larrydavidcurb) | 79.98 | 99% | 2023-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |