I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1955. | dappy (dappyw) | 118.95 | 98% | 2024-10-04 |
| 1956. | naclytyper (nikhila) | 118.95 | 100% | 2019-04-24 |
| 1957. | HudYA (hudyusuf) | 118.94 | 98.1% | 2024-09-12 |
| 1958. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 118.94 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 1959. | Will (kingofpie22) | 118.93 | 98.3% | 2024-05-30 |
| 1960. | Phryxam (phryxam) | 118.93 | 99% | 2018-02-06 |
| 1961. | redtoothj (redtoothj) | 118.90 | 97.9% | 2024-03-26 |
| 1962. | Tony π±π€ (demon0192) | 118.87 | 98% | 2019-08-04 |
| 1963. | OMENA (amveryslow67_) | 118.85 | 99.3% | 2024-10-11 |
| 1964. | Milan (milang13) | 118.84 | 99% | 2017-11-20 |
| 1965. | A (antykingfish3) | 118.84 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 1966. | neruγγπ« (properfinge... | 118.83 | 99% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1967. | rclim95 (rclim95) | 118.82 | 98.7% | 2023-11-02 |
| 1968. | GSM BERKAH (andyyusuf) | 118.81 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 1969. | :) (bavadin) | 118.80 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 1970. | Nuggeteer (nuggeteer1) | 118.78 | 97% | 2024-07-25 |
| 1971. | B (briguy94) | 118.77 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 1972. | Frost (frostfireee1) | 118.77 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 1973. | heck (zendricnonquit) | 118.77 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 1974. | Paul (dettoaltrimenti) | 118.76 | 99% | 2018-07-14 |
| 1975. | Raymond (rng9512) | 118.75 | 96.8% | 2023-09-30 |
| 1976. | John (rubyjunk) | 118.75 | 99% | 2021-01-25 |
| 1977. | Unsolved (unsolvedcypher) | 118.75 | 99% | 2020-04-01 |
| 1978. | Raymond (szlesh) | 118.74 | 99% | 2025-05-01 |
| 1979. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 118.74 | 100% | 2018-10-09 |
| 1980. | Donald (dhonuill) | 118.74 | 99% | 2017-02-04 |
| 1981. | Russian (russianemu27) | 118.74 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 1982. | taan (taanz) | 118.73 | 97% | 2024-03-14 |
| 1983. | Joey (jzara33) | 118.72 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
| 1984. | (logan188mc) | 118.67 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |