The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8966. | Jericho (joemamasucksballr) | 91.07 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 8967. | girl love my finger (chris_... | 91.07 | 96.8% | 2023-07-25 |
| 8968. | Mollany (scarlet35) | 91.07 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 8969. | netty (breadwitch) | 91.07 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 8970. | BosslOL (midgetfap) | 91.07 | 95% | 2013-01-26 |
| 8971. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 91.07 | 95% | 2012-01-04 |
| 8972. | Ariston (stoner_222) | 91.06 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 8973. | Kris (tehchrz) | 91.06 | 94% | 2012-01-13 |
| 8974. | garv (wrosttyper) | 91.04 | 99% | 2020-03-27 |
| 8975. | little (little_hero) | 91.04 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 8976. | Mateusz (madmattor) | 91.04 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 8977. | Luka (callugolf) | 91.03 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
| 8978. | Alicia (thereyougo153) | 91.03 | 95% | 2015-06-11 |
| 8979. | B (shepherd001) | 91.03 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 8980. | peckcs (opecks) | 91.03 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 8981. | Kyaira (kyaira) | 91.03 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 8982. | John (tehashun) | 91.02 | 95% | 2014-02-07 |
| 8983. | Ape (apegod) | 91.02 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 8984. | a (asylos) | 91.02 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 8985. | Abuumin (zemonix) | 91.02 | 95% | 2017-11-04 |
| 8986. | nemasu (nemasu) | 91.02 | 96% | 2014-02-24 |
| 8987. | Tiffany (tiffany) | 91.02 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| 8988. | Austin (thespasticsurgeon) | 91.01 | 98% | 2016-04-28 |
| 8989. | sarah (sarah23) | 91.01 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 8990. | Spider-Man (spidermanmk2) | 91.00 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
| 8991. | antifragile (antifragile) | 91.00 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 8992. | Soilo (hansoilo) | 91.00 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
| 8993. | Abizer (abizern) | 91.00 | 99% | 2020-09-10 |
| 8994. | Richard (marmoto) | 90.99 | 98% | 2013-12-10 |
| 8995. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 90.99 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |