As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6964. | PoorMansSalad (poormanssalad) | 91.53 | 97.2% | 2021-02-07 |
| 6965. | No (bambusnippel) | 91.53 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 6966. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 91.53 | 95% | 2017-04-30 |
| 6967. | Derek (duooreo) | 91.52 | 90% | 2017-01-27 |
| 6968. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 91.52 | 97.8% | 2024-03-13 |
| 6969. | Unai (supernax) | 91.52 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 6970. | Alex (auft) | 91.52 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
| 6971. | WyZard (wise_owl) | 91.52 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
| 6972. | Slark (slark) | 91.52 | 96% | 2015-10-11 |
| 6973. | Caleb (calebbueckert) | 91.51 | 99.1% | 2025-04-25 |
| 6974. | Enzo (enz0123) | 91.51 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 6975. | Lily (b00mer7) | 91.50 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 6976. | Raalylen (raalylen) | 91.50 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 6977. | Rayleigh (r_chin) | 91.50 | 98.1% | 2021-02-11 |
| 6978. | InQforVainglory (scottiedont) | 91.49 | 98.9% | 2023-10-28 |
| 6979. | Tao (edlesstao0450) | 91.49 | 96% | 2025-04-22 |
| 6980. | George (justgeo) | 91.48 | 97% | 2024-10-02 |
| 6981. | .zeki (zek1shaa) | 91.48 | 94.1% | 2024-01-03 |
| 6982. | Brandon (bigbeau) | 91.48 | 95% | 2016-01-29 |
| 6983. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 91.48 | 99% | 2021-03-20 |
| 6984. | akun15 (vertikal888) | 91.48 | 91% | 2016-09-30 |
| 6985. | Nova (nova_7) | 91.47 | 98.4% | 2024-10-15 |
| 6986. | Trent (trentono) | 91.47 | 98% | 2016-06-30 |
| 6987. | Sefferey (simpony) | 91.47 | 97.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 6988. | charlene (charlenemaeavis) | 91.47 | 99% | 2017-12-25 |
| 6989. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 91.47 | 96% | 2017-07-20 |
| 6990. | Ryan (centricss) | 91.46 | 95.6% | 2024-02-25 |
| 6991. | lunamal (lunamal) | 91.46 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 6992. | Dan (danzxz_39) | 91.45 | 97% | 2024-06-11 |
| 6993. | Michael (fooloffood) | 91.45 | 99% | 2024-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |