So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18608. | edward (ilovetotype) | 70.52 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| 18609. | Mohammad (techmaster10050) | 70.51 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 18610. | Meliflua (meliflua) | 70.51 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 18611. | Robert Joe (robertjoep) | 70.51 | 94% | 2013-01-22 |
| 18612. | God is love ᗜ (kjb3plover) | 70.51 | 95% | 2018-01-12 |
| 18613. | Angela (hylandangela) | 70.51 | 96% | 2012-07-01 |
| 18614. | Colton (dubs) | 70.51 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 18615. | coenz (coencoenz) | 70.51 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 18616. | AaAvNg (aaavng) | 70.50 | 98.2% | 2023-10-18 |
| 18617. | Johnathan (jcaves) | 70.50 | 95% | 2014-01-13 |
| 18618. | 정확도99이상 (corean) | 70.50 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 18619. | Tien (tienile4) | 70.49 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 18620. | Jordan (invictusj) | 70.49 | 96% | 2022-08-17 |
| 18621. | McDonald's (cheeseburgerfro... | 70.49 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 18622. | Kaspar (taffa) | 70.49 | 97% | 2013-08-20 |
| 18623. | Vignesh (avkvignesh) | 70.49 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 18624. | František (zefyrcz) | 70.48 | 91% | 2015-01-27 |
| 18625. | Genexyz (genexyz) | 70.48 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 18626. | mowthee (hanst) | 70.48 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 18627. | Percy (adladd) | 70.48 | 97% | 2022-11-12 |
| 18628. | _Suvam 0_0 ! (qw_slow_typist) | 70.48 | 96.9% | 2023-10-28 |
| 18629. | Britain (ukgameson) | 70.48 | 91% | 2014-05-07 |
| 18630. | Ywq06 (ywq06) | 70.48 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 18631. | Thraken (thraken) | 70.48 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 18632. | Brendan (wickd) | 70.48 | 87% | 2013-03-12 |
| 18633. | Dave (david02) | 70.48 | 95% | 2015-09-19 |
| 18634. | Scarface (csgoscarface) | 70.47 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 18635. | Karis (ktoothman) | 70.47 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 18636. | Justin (jlinsta) | 70.47 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 18637. | Steven (seksiartist) | 70.47 | 92% | 2015-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |