The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24530. | tas (tahz) | 64.57 | 97% | 2016-08-24 |
| 24531. | prabin (prabin22) | 64.56 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 24532. | Braden (boredomistyping) | 64.56 | 97% | 2017-06-04 |
| 24533. | Matthew (perc_gekyume) | 64.56 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 24534. | Free Europe, stop immigrati... | 64.56 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 24535. | Lasse (cookielol) | 64.56 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 24536. | phauie (phauie) | 64.56 | 95% | 2011-10-06 |
| 24537. | john ray (johnray08) | 64.56 | — | 2009-05-29 |
| 24538. | bart (barkhan) | 64.56 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 24539. | L (lpuczynski) | 64.55 | 99% | 2021-07-31 |
| 24540. | Shaun (sladerrr) | 64.55 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 24541. | Ryan (blazer60) | 64.55 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 24542. | Deepak (deepsboy) | 64.55 | 93% | 2015-02-04 |
| 24543. | Shreesh (josh_1993) | 64.55 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 24544. | William (xxtypexx) | 64.55 | 90% | 2011-10-26 |
| 24545. | Scout (warmup) | 64.55 | 96% | 2014-05-02 |
| 24546. | Nonce (bent_shaft) | 64.54 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 24547. | Sam (samoc9549) | 64.54 | 95% | 2023-02-17 |
| 24548. | Zear (zear5) | 64.54 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 24549. | Mitch (karmawaits) | 64.54 | 94% | 2014-12-26 |
| 24550. | Kenneth (bicboiken) | 64.54 | 94% | 2021-02-23 |
| 24551. | Chris (chrishu) | 64.54 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 24552. | Margaret (maggie_mae) | 64.54 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 24553. | Katie (blissbee7) | 64.53 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 24554. | bryan (byonk) | 64.53 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| 24555. | Bryan (bkjin01) | 64.53 | 93% | 2016-07-21 |
| 24556. | Monica (mdieterich) | 64.53 | 96% | 2012-10-26 |
| 24557. | nitram (kros9987) | 64.52 | 95.6% | 2023-09-10 |
| 24558. | zantis (zantis) | 64.52 | 95% | 2022-11-23 |
| 24559. | Andrzej (andredo1) | 64.51 | 96% | 2022-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |