So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14732. | Typer (typtyptyp) | 76.70 | 94% | 2017-03-03 |
| 14733. | Paweł (p_a_w_m) | 76.70 | 95% | 2013-08-18 |
| 14734. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 76.69 | 95% | 2023-01-07 |
| 14735. | Oleg (olaprelikov) | 76.69 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 14736. | Petruccio (lolbraumm) | 76.68 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 14737. | Gracie (graciemyers123) | 76.68 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 14738. | Rowan (rowan441) | 76.68 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 14739. | Andres (andres0432) | 76.68 | 91% | 2016-02-11 |
| 14740. | sampy1 (sampy1) | 76.68 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 14741. | Paij (paij) | 76.68 | 92% | 2017-01-08 |
| 14742. | Andreas (mangabro) | 76.67 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 14743. | Gui (guiedgui) | 76.67 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
| 14744. | Het (hettypatel) | 76.67 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 14745. | Minnie (minniemouselondon) | 76.67 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 14746. | Marci (marci1233) | 76.67 | 94% | 2022-02-08 |
| 14747. | Harold (sofedeas) | 76.67 | 94% | 2016-05-03 |
| 14748. | najeeb (abdulnajeeb3) | 76.66 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 14749. | Zayerz (zayerz) | 76.66 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 14750. | Jovana (jovana1000) | 76.66 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 14751. | Tina (tinachristian) | 76.66 | 96% | 2011-10-19 |
| 14752. | Kevin (klinklang) | 76.65 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 14753. | uchka (uchka0826) | 76.65 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 14754. | Jennifer (jaden316) | 76.65 | 98% | 2012-10-02 |
| 14755. | Ian (ianfajardo) | 76.65 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 14756. | Phin (phinttv) | 76.65 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 14757. | Eva (hewa) | 76.65 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 14758. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 76.65 | 90% | 2016-07-17 |
| 14759. | Exideon01 (exideon01) | 76.64 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 14760. | Robert Bracken (whoabob) | 76.64 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 14761. | Philip (needtoimprovespeed) | 76.64 | 98% | 2015-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |