Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5044. | Natalie (dolphinbunny359) | 51.76 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
| 5045. | parto (partoptr) | 51.76 | 95% | 2018-06-19 |
| 5046. | t (stantonlawless) | 51.76 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
| 5047. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 51.75 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 5048. | Thea (theaxd) | 51.74 | 95% | 2017-08-09 |
| 5049. | brodie (monke8) | 51.72 | 95% | 2020-12-07 |
| 5050. | max (mcg1712) | 51.72 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| 5051. | Hamza (nerodine) | 51.71 | 95% | 2017-11-06 |
| 5052. | RAMs3c (xander360) | 51.70 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 5053. | Vawl (vawl) | 51.69 | 97% | 2017-08-05 |
| 5054. | Romin (rominpasa) | 51.65 | 96% | 2017-07-18 |
| 5055. | Picklejar (picklejar) | 51.63 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 5056. | Andrei (rooky127) | 51.62 | 93% | 2017-08-10 |
| 5057. | Klunky (liamrob) | 51.58 | 94% | 2019-01-28 |
| 5058. | Kyanna (kyanna_87) | 51.58 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
| 5059. | Pyop (pyop) | 51.57 | 93% | 2019-04-22 |
| 5060. | Zatarc (zatarc) | 51.56 | 96% | 2018-06-05 |
| 5061. | Dvorak Zach (dvorak_zach) | 51.55 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 5062. | Ricardo (marioman909) | 51.54 | 94% | 2019-07-24 |
| 5063. | Kean (kean_saneki) | 51.54 | 95% | 2020-04-27 |
| 5064. | Bra Steve (bra_steve) | 51.54 | 96% | 2020-10-20 |
| 5065. | yesman (yesman9527) | 51.53 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 5066. | Dmitry (dornatsky) | 51.53 | 95% | 2020-02-22 |
| 5067. | tstats[troutmaan] (troutmaan) | 51.52 | 93% | 2020-11-01 |
| 5068. | Brandon (fifth_element_00) | 51.52 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 5069. | ahmed (ahmedsamy) | 51.52 | 94% | 2020-12-09 |
| 5070. | Chris (mandragongamer) | 51.51 | 94% | 2018-05-01 |
| 5071. | hakiro (hakiro) | 51.50 | 94% | 2020-03-13 |
| 5072. | Felipe (mrsilverspoon) | 51.48 | 95% | 2017-12-02 |
| 5073. | manuel (ocarina588) | 51.48 | 94% | 2019-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |