As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17446. | ChengYue (dongchengyue) | 67.07 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 17447. | x (xyzxyz) | 67.07 | 96% | 2015-09-23 |
| 17448. | ameb (ameb) | 67.06 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
| 17449. | peter (peterfan) | 67.06 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 17450. | Manish (manishmalaviya) | 67.06 | 100% | 2018-03-06 |
| 17451. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 67.06 | 93% | 2015-10-15 |
| 17452. | maia (maiaau) | 67.05 | 96% | 2023-01-31 |
| 17453. | Daphne (trippyonions) | 67.05 | 95.9% | 2024-09-28 |
| 17454. | Paulius (konstruktorius) | 67.05 | 96.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 17455. | Mighty (min111) | 67.05 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 17456. | Jerzy (jerzyslaw) | 67.05 | 99% | 2018-06-07 |
| 17457. | Ben (bmoran) | 67.04 | 89% | 2017-04-24 |
| 17458. | Trevor (tfresh) | 67.04 | 95% | 2024-06-28 |
| 17459. | Arr (arrfuu) | 67.04 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 17460. | Kat (rnkea28) | 67.04 | 95% | 2016-10-23 |
| 17461. | Steve (maltrongeek) | 67.04 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
| 17462. | Mohit (zarthon) | 67.03 | 90% | 2015-05-05 |
| 17463. | Keane (n0tomorrow) | 67.03 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 17464. | LYNC (lync_00) | 67.03 | 97.9% | 2021-02-05 |
| 17465. | jk (kookiejk) | 67.02 | 96.6% | 2025-01-11 |
| 17466. | Churro (likechocopie) | 67.02 | 95.6% | 2024-02-15 |
| 17467. | Gnarly (gnarlydawg) | 67.02 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 17468. | weights (weights) | 67.02 | 99% | 2023-01-31 |
| 17469. | Siddiqjon (siddiqjonuz) | 67.02 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 17470. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 67.02 | 88% | 2015-08-30 |
| 17471. | Luke (lukeov) | 67.01 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 17472. | Linus (triplelinus) | 67.01 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 17473. | Sami (dolgolae) | 67.01 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 17474. | ThPh (thph) | 67.00 | 94% | 2022-02-04 |
| 17475. | Kyle (hexxy1230) | 67.00 | 87% | 2015-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |