The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16142. | Ferny (arson) | 78.20 | 92% | 2012-01-17 |
| 16143. | Please use an appropriate n... | 78.20 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 16144. | jeffreyz (largank) | 78.20 | 94% | 2021-06-19 |
| 16145. | + (hollin) | 78.20 | 96% | 2021-05-15 |
| 16146. | Ethan (ethanchansk) | 78.20 | 95.5% | 2021-02-21 |
| 16147. | Jansu (strawberryhat) | 78.20 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 16148. | Miguel (anckael) | 78.20 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 16149. | Emily (em_hornet) | 78.20 | 93% | 2017-02-23 |
| 16150. | Drew (nelstrom) | 78.20 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 16151. | Ethan (ethanjchen) | 78.20 | 95% | 2017-10-03 |
| 16152. | ReTiRedz (retiredz) | 78.19 | 94% | 2021-11-15 |
| 16153. | Cool (cool_kidd) | 78.19 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 16154. | Jean (seawardsalmon6) | 78.19 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 16155. | Jeffrey (jeff7263) | 78.19 | 97% | 2023-02-11 |
| 16156. | Turker (turker) | 78.19 | 95% | 2015-01-28 |
| 16157. | Dennis (oogway) | 78.19 | 92% | 2015-03-02 |
| 16158. | Geoff (zaplackthunder) | 78.18 | 94% | 2014-04-12 |
| 16159. | Connor (connor822) | 78.18 | 96.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 16160. | Robin (weissenburg) | 78.18 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 16161. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 78.18 | 95% | 2019-11-22 |
| 16162. | Aditya (thebeaditya) | 78.18 | 94% | 2015-03-25 |
| 16163. | Steven the god (a0402068s) | 78.17 | 97% | 2023-06-02 |
| 16164. | mack (zeno_00) | 78.17 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 16165. | Shekhar (shekharchikara) | 78.17 | 95% | 2013-07-01 |
| 16166. | Josh (joshcantypefast) | 78.17 | 96.2% | 2021-02-18 |
| 16167. | Lachlan (toomenvy) | 78.17 | 91% | 2016-03-17 |
| 16168. | Teen (teenunicorn) | 78.17 | 93% | 2015-12-23 |
| 16169. | Christina (ctina_lil_azn) | 78.17 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 16170. | Dazze (xjhanrayx) | 78.16 | 96% | 2023-04-11 |
| 16171. | Ali (ali_pro) | 78.16 | 94.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |