The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15592. | δTofumistΩ (tofumist) | 79.13 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 15593. | Beverly (lilichavez7) | 79.13 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 15594. | Miku (miku_quintuplet) | 79.12 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 15595. | tstats[log1xmeister] (log1x... | 79.12 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 15596. | Hamid ツ (_hamid_) | 79.11 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 15597. | anon (nootathotep) | 79.11 | 95% | 2018-06-14 |
| 15598. | walart (drunkfinn) | 79.11 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 15599. | Daniel (vugla1994) | 79.11 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 15600. | Pranoy (promax) | 79.11 | 93% | 2017-02-05 |
| 15601. | Chairman (eightninesixtyfour) | 79.11 | 92% | 2011-12-02 |
| 15602. | ComplexOri (complexori) | 79.11 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 15603. | Daniel (partytoss) | 79.11 | 94% | 2013-05-25 |
| 15604. | Rooshi (rooshi) | 79.11 | 93% | 2013-01-14 |
| 15605. | Allie (romulusera) | 79.11 | 91% | 2014-04-11 |
| 15606. | randomdancemoves (human) | 79.11 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 15607. | Eivind (haskellelephant) | 79.11 | 97% | 2012-07-11 |
| 15608. | Zehll (lightningcloud) | 79.10 | 95% | 2015-03-05 |
| 15609. | casualcarter (casualcarter) | 79.10 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 15610. | Miles (zanarkand) | 79.10 | 95% | 2016-03-10 |
| 15611. | nikhil (ghost9119) | 79.10 | 97% | 2015-03-21 |
| 15612. | Robik (robikx) | 79.10 | 92% | 2014-11-13 |
| 15613. | Kelly (pumpinz) | 79.10 | 96% | 2014-04-03 |
| 15614. | Jiun-Ru (nutmacaca) | 79.10 | 97% | 2012-11-17 |
| 15615. | Liam (liamhanrahan) | 79.09 | 96% | 2014-08-27 |
| 15616. | Sporak (cheeseballoon) | 79.09 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 15617. | Noz (nozz) | 79.09 | 89% | 2016-12-06 |
| 15618. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 79.09 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
| 15619. | Lorenzo (superlorenzo) | 79.09 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 15620. | . (evanisme) | 79.09 | 92% | 2016-05-01 |
| 15621. | Andu (andutwan) | 79.09 | 96.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |