The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22633. | AJ Jammer (severus1) | 78.35 | 100% | 2013-02-16 |
| 22634. | Kevin (gaussanderson) | 78.35 | — | 2009-08-01 |
| 22635. | twomouth (twomouth) | 78.34 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 22636. | Chris (chalcrow) | 78.34 | 97% | 2015-06-23 |
| 22637. | Chris (promotheus2) | 78.34 | 95% | 2021-12-24 |
| 22638. | wharup (wharup) | 78.34 | 97% | 2014-02-17 |
| 22639. | marc (marconijacob97) | 78.34 | 95% | 2012-12-19 |
| 22640. | jjj (jolwong) | 78.34 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| 22641. | Bob (brunofernades) | 78.33 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 22642. | ellebelle55555 (ellebelle55... | 78.33 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 22643. | Samuel (necroleachate) | 78.33 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 22644. | Long (bachthime) | 78.33 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 22645. | Dave (inotdave) | 78.33 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 22646. | Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) | 78.33 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 22647. | Kyle (jak_racer) | 78.33 | 94% | 2014-10-04 |
| 22648. | Duy (phamanhduy1990) | 78.32 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 22649. | Tony (polymerase2) | 78.31 | 94% | 2021-03-12 |
| 22650. | monk (harry_tuttle) | 78.31 | 98% | 2014-10-22 |
| 22651. | Danielle (zami_7) | 78.31 | 96% | 2012-08-26 |
| 22652. | Sebastian (zebben) | 78.31 | 87% | 2013-06-21 |
| 22653. | zoo-yen (zoo_yen) | 78.31 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 22654. | Arsalan (vodkagunznbabez) | 78.31 | 96% | 2016-08-30 |
| 22655. | Michael (promemorex) | 78.31 | — | 2010-07-25 |
| 22656. | ☺☻☺☻ (897_99) | 78.31 | 99% | 2017-08-06 |
| 22657. | Hamz (thehamzarocks) | 78.30 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 22658. | Noah (vibrantzzz) | 78.30 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 22659. | McKay (heyitsyaboi) | 78.30 | 96% | 2022-07-04 |
| 22660. | Moses (cyporkador) | 78.30 | 94% | 2014-12-29 |
| 22661. | James (pd_snipe) | 78.30 | 95% | 2013-11-17 |
| 22662. | PUBALO (pubalo_) | 78.30 | 97% | 2013-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |