As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9542. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 84.60 | 97.8% | 2025-01-23 |
| 9543. | Trishu (trishu) | 84.60 | 97.6% | 2023-06-26 |
| 9544. | pz (pingzhi) | 84.60 | 98% | 2025-05-29 |
| 9545. | Kotaro (kotaro_qwerty) | 84.60 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 9546. | Daniel (danmeyers9) | 84.60 | 99% | 2020-06-05 |
| 9547. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 84.60 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 9548. | Anna Karine (annakarine) | 84.59 | 97.2% | 2025-05-03 |
| 9549. | RiP (robertsr4l) | 84.59 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 9550. | Jerry (jl22) | 84.59 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 9551. | gline9 (gline9) | 84.58 | 94% | 2017-01-09 |
| 9552. | Paij (paij) | 84.58 | 95.8% | 2024-01-25 |
| 9553. | Zir0 (ziiro) | 84.58 | 97.2% | 2021-02-24 |
| 9554. | matt (hornywoman) | 84.58 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 9555. | Zachary (dahaak) | 84.58 | 97% | 2015-06-03 |
| 9556. | jay (jay1212) | 84.57 | 99% | 2020-11-13 |
| 9557. | Prasant (man_iac) | 84.57 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 9558. | chansom (chansom) | 84.56 | 95.6% | 2024-08-05 |
| 9559. | Raithorm (sityr) | 84.56 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 9560. | a (hanso345) | 84.56 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 9561. | Damon (damonc89) | 84.56 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 9562. | GEL (angelaqqin) | 84.56 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 9563. | 🍋🍋🍋 (n3onlemonade) | 84.56 | 96% | 2023-09-14 |
| 9564. | Zakiy (zakiy) | 84.56 | 95% | 2021-09-10 |
| 9565. | Boogie (chris186) | 84.56 | 95% | 2016-03-01 |
| 9566. | Putin (onmywaytostealyogirl) | 84.55 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 9567. | Nico (npvalerio8) | 84.55 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 9568. | rank1typist (rank1typist) | 84.55 | 92% | 2016-11-21 |
| 9569. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 84.54 | 97.8% | 2024-09-17 |
| 9570. | Marstam (marstam) | 84.54 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 9571. | Joseph (jofl) | 84.54 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |