So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31058. | Heather (trinity) | 51.21 | — | 2008-08-12 |
| 31059. | Hoonie (hoonieoh) | 51.20 | 95.4% | 2023-09-27 |
| 31060. | Jarvis (jarvistheai) | 51.20 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 31061. | Jonas (jonnywannatypefast) | 51.20 | 94% | 2021-08-26 |
| 31062. | iamtea.wyc (teajaii) | 51.20 | 95% | 2015-05-23 |
| 31063. | Louisa (psychicgal) | 51.20 | 94% | 2011-07-29 |
| 31064. | sothea (keo_sothea) | 51.20 | 98% | 2014-06-28 |
| 31065. | sk (skboy37) | 51.20 | 90% | 2012-09-10 |
| 31066. | Ken (piq9117) | 51.20 | 85% | 2015-07-23 |
| 31067. | cpt (cpt_chucky) | 51.19 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 31068. | jeykyut (ekaj5la) | 51.19 | 95% | 2011-06-06 |
| 31069. | Diana (hisprincessdiana) | 51.18 | 80% | 2012-06-21 |
| 31070. | Matt (stalasphyx) | 51.18 | 85% | 2016-04-06 |
| 31071. | . (mioumioumiou) | 51.17 | 95% | 2022-01-09 |
| 31072. | Albert (albe) | 51.17 | 93% | 2012-10-13 |
| 31073. | Haruspex (haruspex) | 51.17 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 31074. | zakir (zakirhossen) | 51.16 | 93% | 2023-09-01 |
| 31075. | Adam (adamanz) | 51.16 | 89% | 2012-04-07 |
| 31076. | Fatimah (imafatimah) | 51.16 | 98% | 2020-04-18 |
| 31077. | gaurav (im_sineman) | 51.16 | 96% | 2019-06-19 |
| 31078. | S.M. Golam Sarwar (saim2030) | 51.16 | 95% | 2015-03-30 |
| 31079. | ynnej (sakura0607) | 51.16 | 96% | 2018-06-21 |
| 31080. | Steve (reverend65) | 51.16 | 94% | 2011-10-17 |
| 31081. | Darkk (darkk) | 51.16 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 31082. | Sourab (voyager7) | 51.15 | 93% | 2021-05-27 |
| 31083. | Miles (brownedsugar) | 51.15 | 95% | 2014-12-11 |
| 31084. | omar (omar245) | 51.15 | 96% | 2022-09-07 |
| 31085. | afiq (afiq_nasha) | 51.15 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 31086. | Ibrahim (ibrahim0909) | 51.14 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| 31087. | Toghrul (toghrul1995) | 51.14 | 95.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |