As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15334. | Chicken (theflyingchicken) | 71.83 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
15335. | joanna (soltera) | 71.82 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
15336. | zviad (zviad) | 71.82 | 94% | 2016-07-12 |
15337. | Caleb (camostey) | 71.81 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
15338. | Ethan (asianethan) | 71.81 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
15339. | Posty (postymaloney) | 71.81 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
15340. | Amit (abbabon) | 71.81 | 94% | 2016-04-06 |
15341. | (you) (user_phil) | 71.81 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
15342. | LESGOOOO LONGEST 100% (ever... | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
15343. | ros (heyokay1234) | 71.80 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
15344. | bhanu (codingbegginer) | 71.80 | 97.1% | 2023-09-28 |
15345. | kazle (amazing_potato) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
15346. | Mytx (mythflashx) | 71.80 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
15347. | Milkman (milkman1230) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
15348. | Neel (neel131193) | 71.80 | 96% | 2017-01-05 |
15349. | Downtempo (33ro) | 71.80 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
15350. | zr (zacr) | 71.79 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
15351. | Alex (snowbdd9f1) | 71.79 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
15352. | Anonymous (anononetwo) | 71.78 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
15353. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 71.78 | 94% | 2016-12-02 |
15354. | A (ohyoturtles) | 71.78 | 94% | 2020-11-17 |
15355. | Jax (jaxer) | 71.78 | 95% | 2022-03-11 |
15356. | Jeremy (jlaihong) | 71.78 | 93% | 2016-11-03 |
15357. | aeouaoeu (slow_guy) | 71.78 | 96% | 2016-10-30 |
15358. | raptor (raptor234) | 71.77 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
15359. | James (wikkidkid) | 71.77 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
15360. | Trung (isurfer) | 71.77 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
15361. | guest (ks3rr) | 71.77 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
15362. | Gett (gettnumbers) | 71.77 | 92% | 2016-12-29 |
15363. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 71.77 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |