You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 384. | l502x (l502x) | 108.36 | 99% | 2019-03-25 |
| 385. | Ted (xted) | 108.34 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 386. | Calvin (calvinpn) | 108.32 | 99% | 2018-11-17 |
| 387. | Alaska Young (soner) | 108.32 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 388. | lemon (ilka) | 108.25 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 389. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 108.20 | 98% | 2020-05-02 |
| 390. | Bork (sriramg96) | 108.13 | 99% | 2019-04-10 |
| 391. | oGrqpez (herrid_honry) | 108.12 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
| 392. | Alon (daycolor) | 108.10 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 393. | Thomas (tomchu77) | 108.09 | 98% | 2018-03-01 |
| 394. | Christina (xtinayoun99) | 108.00 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 395. | Niels (nielsjensen) | 108.00 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 396. | Kathryn (grace6446) | 108.00 | 99% | 2019-11-16 |
| 397. | Typer Shark (teodorrd27) | 107.91 | 98% | 2018-06-25 |
| 398. | Tristan (tristanka) | 107.91 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
| 399. | Bizz (bizatch) | 107.89 | 99% | 2018-02-23 |
| 400. | Zack (zackyoyoyoyoy) | 107.84 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 401. | cactus (cutecactus) | 107.77 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 402. | keker (yash117) | 107.77 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 403. | Unknown (navidr) | 107.77 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 404. | :^) (kyeavnign) | 107.71 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 405. | +.-ch!ng (toching) | 107.71 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
| 406. | Lőrinc (mbalazs) | 107.70 | 99% | 2018-02-08 |
| 407. | Stanislav🍆 (stanislav2000) | 107.66 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 408. | Darko (darkec) | 107.57 | 98% | 2020-07-11 |
| 409. | Czar (czarlol) | 107.49 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 410. | n8 (slacker00) | 107.47 | 98% | 2019-03-01 |
| 411. | slow (arining42) | 107.37 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 412. | Shingo (shingoshoji) | 107.34 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 413. | Wr (wrish) | 107.34 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |