And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2546. | (ehj53) | 123.49 | 100% | 2019-08-29 |
| 2547. | queen 🐝 (dunomunster) | 123.49 | 94% | 2013-05-29 |
| 2548. | Alexis (alexisttnguyen) | 123.48 | 93% | 2017-05-28 |
| 2549. | \ (pyfgcrl) | 123.48 | 99% | 2014-06-14 |
| 2550. | Alfred (office123) | 123.47 | 95% | 2016-10-16 |
| 2551. | Winston (zywinston) | 123.47 | 99% | 2023-05-07 |
| 2552. | Felipe Dvorak (ahura) | 123.47 | 97% | 2015-04-05 |
| 2553. | Lydia (lideeuhh) | 123.47 | 94% | 2012-01-12 |
| 2554. | Kinan (sarkin) | 123.46 | 98% | 2016-05-18 |
| 2555. | (tylerburz) | 123.45 | 99% | 2020-04-23 |
| 2556. | Nextinka (nextinka) | 123.45 | 99% | 2022-08-25 |
| 2557. | Mitchell (mitchell3514) | 123.45 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 2558. | (suninthesky) | 123.44 | 96% | 2012-05-11 |
| 2559. | Ed (gleam) | 123.44 | 96% | 2012-03-05 |
| 2560. | Charlie (lonelyphoenix7) | 123.43 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 2561. | Jet (lightshade) | 123.43 | 99% | 2022-06-18 |
| 2562. | dexdexdex (dexdexdex) | 123.42 | 98% | 2015-08-04 |
| 2563. | Zack (zacktypesandstuff) | 123.42 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 2564. | mthd. (pjayys) | 123.42 | 99% | 2018-08-20 |
| 2565. | btst (sabelle_) | 123.41 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 2566. | (ryaichu) | 123.40 | 100% | 2014-08-25 |
| 2567. | Mikey (miket349) | 123.39 | 100% | 2018-03-12 |
| 2568. | sebastian (sebadam) | 123.39 | 95% | 2015-05-06 |
| 2569. | Razgrizaces (razgrizaces) | 123.39 | 95% | 2017-01-23 |
| 2570. | Mike (miker23) | 123.39 | 97% | 2016-10-05 |
| 2571. | Marc (ratshepard) | 123.38 | 99% | 2022-12-05 |
| 2572. | Angela (gillygirls) | 123.36 | 99% | 2016-06-21 |
| 2573. | tryagainplss (tryagainplss) | 123.35 | 96% | 2014-03-24 |
| 2574. | (maybenonquit) | 123.34 | 99% | 2020-05-07 |
| 2575. | eric (supercire) | 123.34 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |