I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9494. | Michael (dodus) | 91.06 | 99% | 2022-09-08 |
| 9495. | czvzxc (singhap) | 91.06 | 97% | 2017-04-22 |
| 9496. | Corey 🫶 (corza21) | 91.05 | 95.9% | 2024-03-03 |
| 9497. | blue shirt (blueshirtgirl) | 91.04 | 94% | 2023-07-20 |
| 9498. | Jerome (babayaga36) | 91.04 | 99% | 2019-01-31 |
| 9499. | Steve (tozutr) | 91.03 | 97.2% | 2024-08-06 |
| 9500. | Louns (louns_14) | 91.03 | 98% | 2024-08-10 |
| 9501. | Armstrong (armstrong01) | 91.03 | 99.4% | 2023-09-25 |
| 9502. | Manel (mrnuke) | 91.03 | 99% | 2022-03-29 |
| 9503. | j (swaggingpickle) | 91.03 | 99% | 2017-11-10 |
| 9504. | Arshad (hunter_7215) | 91.02 | 99.4% | 2025-05-06 |
| 9505. | Brayden (ducky_man) | 91.02 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 9506. | Fabian (fabii1309) | 91.02 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 9507. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 91.02 | 95.7% | 2023-07-25 |
| 9508. | Logan (ronaldo_02) | 91.01 | 97.8% | 2023-07-25 |
| 9509. | Xxx_RayZ360NoScOpE_xxX (ray... | 91.01 | 98% | 2020-02-29 |
| 9510. | Guest (jun16) | 91.00 | 98.8% | 2024-04-11 |
| 9511. | Ji Xinping (blazey776) | 91.00 | 98.8% | 2024-05-03 |
| 9512. | Amanda (amandaevola) | 91.00 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 9513. | Zachcos (zachcos) | 91.00 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 9514. | Chloe (chloeliseee) | 91.00 | 95% | 2018-08-02 |
| 9515. | Richard (jorimi) | 91.00 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 9516. | :| (peanutbutter_665) | 91.00 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 9517. | Ahmad (zoz201) | 91.00 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
| 9518. | duncan (bobby29831) | 90.99 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 9519. | Matt (matt9876) | 90.99 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 9520. | Samuel (kuwerty1) | 90.99 | 99% | 2023-05-05 |
| 9521. | Jak (jumpstart1717) | 90.99 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 9522. | Nitronium (nitronium) | 90.99 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 9523. | Yenah (really_bad_at_typing_) | 90.99 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |