I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14434. | Puneet (puneet28) | 76.59 | 96% | 2017-07-03 |
| 14435. | Ben (bevanz) | 76.58 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 14436. | Bibek (bibek_) | 76.58 | 96% | 2021-07-03 |
| 14437. | Highfire1 (highfire1) | 76.58 | 97% | 2025-07-25 |
| 14438. | Theo (theofromkenmore) | 76.58 | 96% | 2017-09-24 |
| 14439. | Person (ali_666_) | 76.58 | 96% | 2020-05-28 |
| 14440. | karty (karty) | 76.57 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
| 14441. | Jackson (jacksonwinkler22) | 76.57 | 96% | 2022-04-20 |
| 14442. | Potato (typingpotato341) | 76.57 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 14443. | Tanatorn (tanatorn) | 76.57 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 14444. | Snoody (snoody) | 76.57 | 98% | 2017-12-04 |
| 14445. | PaiN (desipai) | 76.56 | 98.3% | 2024-12-21 |
| 14446. | Kyle (1cheeseisyummy5) | 76.56 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14447. | Dulgan (taroles) | 76.56 | 95.6% | 2024-05-14 |
| 14448. | Marty (martysham) | 76.56 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 14449. | LoyalPotato (loyalpotato) | 76.56 | 95% | 2019-04-14 |
| 14450. | Jay (jayjay_7) | 76.55 | 99% | 2024-07-13 |
| 14451. | Glenn (scrap104) | 76.55 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 14452. | James (jwremather) | 76.55 | 96% | 2017-12-06 |
| 14453. | Zachcos (zachcos) | 76.55 | 96.2% | 2023-05-31 |
| 14454. | A.S.M.777 (a_s_m_777) | 76.55 | 95% | 2021-07-07 |
| 14455. | Sh_Azizbek (aziz_dev) | 76.54 | 96% | 2025-05-29 |
| 14456. | Nepps (nepps) | 76.54 | 98% | 2024-03-14 |
| 14457. | Swifty2997 (swifty2997) | 76.54 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 14458. | abs0lutz3r0c007 (abs0lutz3r... | 76.54 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 14459. | Bacon (bacon_waffles) | 76.54 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 14460. | cant_stop (wont_stop) | 76.54 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 14461. | Juan (oduk) | 76.54 | 96% | 2017-04-17 |
| 14462. | spring (springlane) | 76.54 | 95% | 2018-10-15 |
| 14463. | Alpha (pantomime) | 76.54 | 94% | 2015-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |