And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6973. | Slark (slark) | 105.59 | 98% | 2015-10-11 |
| 6974. | Greg (hodari) | 105.59 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 6975. | Alan (bluewizzy) | 105.59 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 6976. | I am Smokin' on that Gas! (... | 105.58 | 98% | 2011-11-02 |
| 6977. | Kay (bierik) | 105.58 | 98% | 2013-03-03 |
| 6978. | bkk (yodamaster) | 105.58 | — | 2010-06-27 |
| 6979. | not your dad (buthee) | 105.57 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 6980. | Frank (highblood) | 105.57 | 98% | 2012-11-30 |
| 6981. | Hafma (somaliangirl) | 105.56 | 91% | 2013-11-08 |
| 6982. | Josh (joshchango) | 105.56 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 6983. | cryo (jwalpuck) | 105.56 | 98% | 2015-07-23 |
| 6984. | Cadi (ceeglenn1994) | 105.56 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 6985. | Zeejayy (zeejayym) | 105.56 | 96.9% | 2021-02-05 |
| 6986. | Susan (sukeytawdry) | 105.56 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 6987. | Bastian (utopiagrr) | 105.56 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 6988. | Justin (justinjustbeatyou1) | 105.56 | 98% | 2012-04-07 |
| 6989. | Gavin (gavtoaster) | 105.54 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 6990. | yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... | 105.54 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
| 6991. | xena (scogx3281) | 105.54 | 99% | 2022-01-02 |
| 6992. | Ian (petwoip) | 105.54 | 98% | 2013-08-01 |
| 6993. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 105.54 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 6994. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 105.54 | 98.3% | 2023-08-01 |
| 6995. | unadroit (unadroit) | 105.53 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 6996. | Ethan (emlieber) | 105.53 | 99% | 2012-10-16 |
| 6997. | karen (lvl100karen) | 105.53 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 6998. | Saito (saito) | 105.53 | 100% | 2012-03-01 |
| 6999. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 105.53 | 100% | 2011-09-21 |
| 7000. | Cullen (grayhd) | 105.52 | 99% | 2021-04-10 |
| 7001. | Sean (hothands089) | 105.52 | 98% | 2017-12-20 |
| 7002. | M. (baity) | 105.52 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |