As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8910. | mistral (orangemistrall) | 86.51 | 97.3% | 2024-03-10 |
| 8911. | wrinkly (ballzak) | 86.51 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
| 8912. | Eric (cool_armadillo) | 86.51 | 99% | 2022-01-10 |
| 8913. | Trenten (guitars12) | 86.51 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 8914. | Zor (zorion) | 86.51 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 8915. | Kai zheng (nebs_2ge) | 86.50 | 96.7% | 2025-03-07 |
| 8916. | Kate (larleek) | 86.50 | 98.4% | 2024-01-10 |
| 8917. | Ajax (abaddon431) | 86.50 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 8918. | Waqar (john_counter) | 86.50 | 94% | 2015-11-25 |
| 8919. | zeldris (zeldris0002) | 86.49 | 97% | 2025-04-22 |
| 8920. | binaypau (binaypau) | 86.49 | 98.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| 8921. | Jeremiah (kikari) | 86.48 | 97% | 2017-02-16 |
| 8922. | Gelas Vajobeb (gelasvajobeb) | 86.48 | 95.6% | 2023-12-26 |
| 8923. | Shashank (shashu1509) | 86.48 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 8924. | Winter (wintercolemak) | 86.48 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 8925. | Curtis (squirtlebomb) | 86.48 | 94% | 2015-10-17 |
| 8926. | Gali (galitype) | 86.47 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
| 8927. | Yuval (yuvalalfa) | 86.47 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
| 8928. | Daniel (danpyq) | 86.47 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
| 8929. | Kaushik (yeswekey) | 86.46 | 94% | 2016-01-21 |
| 8930. | Evan (falterego) | 86.46 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 8931. | Hendrik (hendrikb) | 86.45 | 98% | 2016-07-22 |
| 8932. | lukec4thebomb (lukec4thebomb) | 86.45 | 98% | 2022-10-10 |
| 8933. | Lagom (thelagom) | 86.45 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 8934. | Miguel (miguelpro) | 86.45 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 8935. | dane (gratedane) | 86.45 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 8936. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 86.45 | 98% | 2019-04-14 |
| 8937. | J (mirumirai) | 86.45 | 93% | 2015-09-07 |
| 8938. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 86.44 | 97.5% | 2024-10-25 |
| 8939. | Fayez Johan (mystery01) | 86.44 | 96.3% | 2024-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |