As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13657. | Hsu (eh643027) | 75.99 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 13658. | Rafael (23woodyj) | 75.99 | 97% | 2016-12-14 |
| 13659. | JZ (j621z) | 75.98 | 97% | 2025-03-19 |
| 13660. | Kean (mkbnk201) | 75.98 | 94% | 2016-06-20 |
| 13661. | Michelle (charming_door) | 75.98 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 13662. | Dean (elusiveking) | 75.98 | 97.1% | 2023-07-12 |
| 13663. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 75.98 | 93% | 2016-12-20 |
| 13664. | yes (huskeygg) | 75.97 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 13665. | ooi (ooipuijack) | 75.97 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 13666. | Adi (adicyberg) | 75.97 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 13667. | Gabriel (gbvicente) | 75.97 | 99% | 2021-10-06 |
| 13668. | Wali (captorcarbon) | 75.97 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 13669. | Conor (conormac02) | 75.97 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 13670. | Pim (pimxtreme) | 75.97 | 94% | 2016-03-10 |
| 13671. | Sugma (m3rky) | 75.97 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 13672. | Neil (nizzel) | 75.97 | 95% | 2016-03-09 |
| 13673. | Mack (yungtraplord69) | 75.96 | 94% | 2017-03-08 |
| 13674. | ben (benwang1) | 75.96 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 13675. | vedsai (vedsai) | 75.96 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 13676. | quoshi (quoshi) | 75.96 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 13677. | Brennan (brennan7) | 75.95 | 95% | 2022-06-11 |
| 13678. | Andres (chorro73) | 75.95 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 13679. | Hello (arnab_9997) | 75.95 | 96.2% | 2024-09-07 |
| 13680. | Juice. (jambaj00s) | 75.95 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 13681. | The (thesaints) | 75.95 | 96% | 2016-02-11 |
| 13682. | Chase (chasechai) | 75.94 | 97.6% | 2023-09-27 |
| 13683. | PrfctMks (prfctmks) | 75.94 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 13684. | Callum (cal_a_mari) | 75.93 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 13685. | cj (stonewippen) | 75.93 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13686. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 75.93 | 97% | 2017-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |