I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3509. | joel (jouel1234567) | 109.28 | 99% | 2022-09-08 |
| 3510. | Kappa (isulje22) | 109.27 | 99% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3511. | 🎈 (typing_badly) | 109.26 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
| 3512. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 109.25 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
| 3513. | S (codedeft) | 109.25 | 99.3% | 2024-04-20 |
| 3514. | Dominic (mickeyice3) | 109.24 | 97.8% | 2023-11-01 |
| 3515. | matcha (matchamacchiato) | 109.24 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 3516. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 109.24 | 96.7% | 2024-12-07 |
| 3517. | Chris (klyc) | 109.24 | 97% | 2025-04-02 |
| 3518. | Morris (h0nny) | 109.23 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 3519. | corrode (nothanksgiving) | 109.22 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 3520. | DonQuick (donquick) | 109.21 | 99% | 2018-03-10 |
| 3521. | zev (zevvy) | 109.21 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3522. | BlueOctupus 🦑 (jim_my) | 109.20 | 98.7% | 2024-07-19 |
| 3523. | Elle (lringor) | 109.19 | 99% | 2020-03-28 |
| 3524. | adam (adumyumyum) | 109.17 | 96.5% | 2024-10-12 |
| 3525. | Y (yummymeat) | 109.13 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 3526. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 109.13 | 100% | 2020-03-31 |
| 3527. | Stan (merge_mansion) | 109.12 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 3528. | Pat (snaipat) | 109.11 | 99% | 2024-04-07 |
| 3529. | Thomas (th100) | 109.11 | 99% | 2021-10-19 |
| 3530. | Teeburt (teeburt) | 109.11 | 99% | 2025-06-15 |
| 3531. | Davelkling (davelkling) | 109.10 | 96.6% | 2023-09-03 |
| 3532. | acmilandroid (acmilandroid) | 109.10 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 3533. | Mason (mason_haggerty) | 109.09 | 100% | 2022-10-02 |
| 3534. | TomVoldemort (tomvoldemort) | 109.07 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 3535. | A (dicktucker) | 109.07 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 3536. | Hassan (ha559) | 109.07 | 100% | 2021-03-05 |
| 3537. | TimTam_NZ (timtam_nz) | 109.06 | 99% | 2020-08-21 |
| 3538. | hamza (mizoxes) | 109.05 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |