It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1344. | 516 (sig_sauers) | 88.97 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1345. | DeeFly (deefly) | 88.96 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 1346. | Chris (xjdks1) | 88.93 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 1347. | Oli (oli94) | 88.91 | 98% | 2017-10-01 |
| 1348. | Rackio (rackiog1) | 88.90 | 99% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1349. | Jerrylee Isaac (jerryleeisaac) | 88.88 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 1350. | Pedro (timboly3) | 88.87 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1351. | keeganl (klavv) | 88.83 | 96% | 2017-10-01 |
| 1352. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 88.82 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 1353. | Artica (articavisuals) | 88.82 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 1354. | Foster (fluzii) | 88.81 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 1355. | Borger (mmfborgar) | 88.79 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1356. | Colette (cleverusername123) | 88.77 | 96% | 2018-01-06 |
| 1357. | Timmy (chet09) | 88.72 | 99% | 2020-12-14 |
| 1358. | Kirinji (kirinji_blasphemous) | 88.71 | 98% | 2018-06-01 |
| 1359. | Akhil (9_plus_10_equals_21) | 88.69 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 1360. | sarai (yuki3721) | 88.68 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 1361. | Anton (tutantontut) | 88.62 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 1362. | man (speedweeweeman) | 88.62 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1363. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 88.61 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 1364. | Donna (ereda) | 88.61 | 99% | 2019-07-22 |
| 1365. | natalie (natannelie) | 88.60 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1366. | Justin (nothing2fancy) | 88.59 | 99% | 2019-04-23 |
| 1367. | martz (martz71899) | 88.57 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 1368. | panacotta (panacotta) | 88.56 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 1369. | Chetto (matsamune) | 88.55 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 1370. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 88.54 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 1371. | Punkblue (oblivinati) | 88.53 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 1372. | glhf (yourmomgae69) | 88.52 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 1373. | kenny (sugardaddy96) | 88.52 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |