The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13960. | Speedy (musique) | 81.96 | 93% | 2014-08-24 |
| 13961. | Isa Masae (isamasae) | 81.95 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 13962. | Justin (suhjune123) | 81.95 | 89% | 2017-01-20 |
| 13963. | fanedincrangasi (fanedincra... | 81.95 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
| 13964. | Josh (gynlaw) | 81.95 | 94% | 2016-03-15 |
| 13965. | Onceknown (onceknown) | 81.95 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 13966. | jck (404jmre) | 81.95 | 95.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13967. | oops (thinktank) | 81.95 | 94% | 2013-01-10 |
| 13968. | Kappa (kappa) | 81.95 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 13969. | Holland (holland) | 81.95 | — | 2008-11-22 |
| 13970. | ty (sloasstyper) | 81.94 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 13971. | Em (aftran942) | 81.94 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
| 13972. | sigit (licardi) | 81.94 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 13973. | Bailey (baileyeet) | 81.94 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
| 13974. | bagas (2minty) | 81.94 | 94% | 2021-12-16 |
| 13975. | n00b (gimape07) | 81.94 | 96.1% | 2023-09-10 |
| 13976. | sarai (yuki3721) | 81.93 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 13977. | Flare (sofs) | 81.93 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 13978. | Toforgivemyself (hakuchihiro) | 81.92 | 96% | 2019-04-07 |
| 13979. | Hanna (hannaklop) | 81.92 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 13980. | s_o_p_h_i_e (s_o_p_h_i_e) | 81.92 | 94% | 2014-07-03 |
| 13981. | Billy (wguo) | 81.91 | 90% | 2016-03-14 |
| 13982. | Przemek (drochom) | 81.91 | 97% | 2019-02-12 |
| 13983. | Zev (zeveisenberg) | 81.91 | 91% | 2013-11-03 |
| 13984. | Doctor (frazierpug) | 81.91 | 96% | 2015-03-01 |
| 13985. | yy (vilhelmlam) | 81.91 | 98% | 2015-07-24 |
| 13986. | Jan (robinsonian) | 81.91 | 96% | 2011-11-14 |
| 13987. | Dv (fabmdv) | 81.91 | — | 2009-08-10 |
| 13988. | Chetan (encore) | 81.91 | 96% | 2012-05-09 |
| 13989. | Sian (mysticka) | 81.90 | 95% | 2012-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |