The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12295. | Missy (lovelydy) | 84.87 | 97% | 2017-02-15 |
| 12296. | Scott (nikolasvallesteros) | 84.86 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 12297. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 84.86 | 98% | 2014-08-26 |
| 12298. | Mike (dnarb123) | 84.86 | 89% | 2015-04-28 |
| 12299. | Christy (cbartolain) | 84.86 | — | 2009-11-25 |
| 12300. | Winner... (afghanistan) | 84.86 | 97% | 2014-08-13 |
| 12301. | ClemenPine (clemenpine) | 84.85 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 12302. | Michael (garu645) | 84.85 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 12303. | Miku (dmtechno) | 84.85 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 12304. | champ (priteshacharya1) | 84.85 | 95% | 2013-08-19 |
| 12305. | Nerx (rshield) | 84.85 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 12306. | MNL48 Frances DieHardSuppor... | 84.85 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 12307. | Prokopis (zorgolong99) | 84.85 | 91% | 2016-10-16 |
| 12308. | mort (mort96) | 84.85 | 92% | 2014-11-13 |
| 12309. | Anh Duy (duyha1992) | 84.85 | 95% | 2014-06-23 |
| 12310. | Raphael (rafaldefoudre) | 84.85 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
| 12311. | OminusGalaxy44 (ominusgalaxy) | 84.84 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 12312. | (xtiandiaz) | 84.84 | 99% | 2022-11-02 |
| 12313. | Tommy (drought) | 84.84 | 96% | 2013-08-11 |
| 12314. | Khassan (kheldebek) | 84.84 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 12315. | Adrian (adrianvn789) | 84.84 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 12316. | yuhaocooper (yuhaocooper) | 84.84 | 98% | 2017-11-16 |
| 12317. | Leah (beamup2space) | 84.84 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 12318. | Errol (sir_errol) | 84.83 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 12319. | Rasmus (raggie) | 84.83 | 99% | 2017-08-23 |
| 12320. | vishva (v_rule) | 84.82 | 95% | 2015-05-15 |
| 12321. | Knights who until recently ... | 84.82 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
| 12322. | Aline (wtrddownwtr) | 84.82 | 96% | 2013-11-07 |
| 12323. | Damon (damonc89) | 84.81 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 12324. | Nonstoplink (nonstoplink2) | 84.81 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |