I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
Active since October 9, 2020.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 541. | Brock (astrozerg) | 67.95 | 95% | 2020-11-08 |
| 542. | Christian (crash1233) | 67.81 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 543. | mgamble (mgamble) | 67.41 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 544. | keke (hpchco) | 67.39 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 545. | k (mc0sta) | 67.36 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 546. | Stanislaw (mestreponas) | 67.34 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 547. | Vivek (vivek_the_worker) | 67.29 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 548. | carti = better typing (syawo) | 67.28 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 549. | Domas (little1snipez) | 67.20 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 550. | Johannes (joha4270) | 67.13 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 551. | Snugget (snaiel) | 67.04 | 95% | 2020-11-01 |
| 552. | Rusty (saddled) | 66.98 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 553. | Abizer (abizern) | 66.95 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 554. | Chris (cchen88) | 66.88 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 555. | . (wheelzaboo) | 66.84 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 556. | Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) | 66.74 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 557. | alex (yoyyoyyoy) | 66.68 | 95% | 2020-10-26 |
| 558. | Nicholas (fromtheashes) | 66.52 | 95% | 2020-10-26 |
| 559. | Moist (moist_bread) | 66.50 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
| 560. | zapelots (zapelots) | 66.49 | 95% | 2020-10-10 |
| 561. | gaule (gaule) | 66.34 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 562. | Josh (joshuae) | 66.31 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 563. | Murtaza (zetraux) | 66.28 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 564. | Roshan (noob_master9901) | 66.25 | 94% | 2020-11-29 |
| 565. | smell (mytoes) | 66.19 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 566. | Aayush (aayushm8) | 66.07 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 567. | FleshEyes (lejitt) | 66.05 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 568. | iquee (jeptha) | 66.04 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 569. | JojiZ (joji718) | 66.04 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 570. | Turtle (stevetheturtle) | 65.72 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 1,566 | 106.21 | October 9, 2020 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |