I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2800. | yorrd (yorrd) | 110.56 | 99% | 2022-10-01 |
| 2801. | cuteboionwii (cuteboionwii) | 110.55 | 98% | 2024-11-21 |
| 2802. | Mims (mimzi_who) | 110.55 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 2803. | David (ilovekirralee) | 110.55 | 98% | 2016-09-18 |
| 2804. | anhar (_anhar) | 110.55 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 2805. | Jashe (jasherak) | 110.55 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 2806. | Derek (thenyaz) | 110.53 | 99.5% | 2024-05-27 |
| 2807. | Aaron (doghouch) | 110.53 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 2808. | moo (mcgalaxy) | 110.52 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 2809. | Mauro (chunkerchunk) | 110.51 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 2810. | thefallenrat (_rat_) | 110.49 | 99% | 2022-11-05 |
| 2811. | Petar (karanfil) | 110.49 | 98% | 2015-04-10 |
| 2812. | Nemsi (nemsii) | 110.48 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 2813. | Mint (dlwndms) | 110.45 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
| 2814. | ekrempractice. (thegode) | 110.45 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 2815. | Wave (waveclipping) | 110.44 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 2816. | Cameron (sigmaimu) | 110.43 | 99% | 2021-12-31 |
| 2817. | yowhatsupitsmejacksonschlac... | 110.43 | 99% | 2024-04-10 |
| 2818. | Winny (muffvamp) | 110.42 | 95% | 2015-10-02 |
| 2819. | qwerty443 (qwerty443) | 110.42 | 97% | 2025-06-25 |
| 2820. | Sam (shwestrick) | 110.42 | 96% | 2016-07-09 |
| 2821. | Lk (lds110) | 110.42 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 2822. | Demancer (demancer) | 110.41 | 99% | 2021-09-26 |
| 2823. | DoctorN0gloff (doctorn0gloff) | 110.41 | 96% | 2018-09-08 |
| 2824. | Qin (qinlixing) | 110.40 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 2825. | Grant (peppermd) | 110.38 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 2826. | Allen (allent528) | 110.38 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 2827. | rhze (professor_pyg) | 110.37 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 2828. | Jackie (phamtaro) | 110.37 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 2829. | Nathan (tokenshift) | 110.36 | 98% | 2017-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |