If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1256. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (glandock1) | 136.99 | 98% | 2025-07-27 |
| 1257. | z0rp (z0rp) | 136.97 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
| 1258. | Rey (typingaccount3) | 136.96 | 100% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1259. | winter (enjjj) | 136.95 | 99.6% | 2024-02-02 |
| 1260. | Blake (neo_of_sporin) | 136.94 | 98% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1261. | ^_^ (xoxx) | 136.89 | 100% | 2023-08-13 |
| 1262. | Skylos (skylos) | 136.82 | 100% | 2020-06-23 |
| 1263. | Dani (d33psc4n) | 136.81 | 99% | 2021-09-14 |
| 1264. | Benjamin (bwpublic) | 136.80 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 1265. | grubres (saveall) | 136.75 | 98.3% | 2023-08-01 |
| 1266. | Drake (drake8thecake) | 136.72 | 100% | 2019-03-01 |
| 1267. | deliciouschips3 (deliciousc... | 136.67 | 100% | 2022-10-14 |
| 1268. | en passant (salamiinyourmommi) | 136.67 | 99% | 2023-02-23 |
| 1269. | (gamis65) | 136.65 | 99% | 2025-07-15 |
| 1270. | Jonathan (rxndxll) | 136.64 | 99.6% | 2024-09-16 |
| 1271. | sonic (sonic_the_hedgehog_lol) | 136.60 | 100% | 2022-05-09 |
| 1272. | Yarkz_YT (youtube_yarkz) | 136.58 | 96.8% | 2025-04-29 |
| 1273. | tanami (tanami) | 136.56 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 1274. | Eli (elisped1) | 136.55 | 100% | 2021-11-21 |
| 1275. | MD Gaziur Rahman Noor (mdga... | 136.54 | 99% | 2025-08-01 |
| 1276. | Dade (tms_dade) | 136.54 | 100% | 2019-02-05 |
| 1277. | 🐱👤 (loomi) | 136.49 | 99% | 2019-08-26 |
| 1278. | Ben (happy_typist) | 136.48 | 100% | 2025-07-15 |
| 1279. | John (johnjp) | 136.48 | 99% | 2023-03-26 |
| 1280. | (carrot_) | 136.48 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 1281. | EndorsedDegree (gammadraconis) | 136.46 | 99% | 2023-08-29 |
| 1282. | Michael (justraven) | 136.45 | 99% | 2023-04-04 |
| 1283. | who up haikuing their canni... | 136.41 | 99% | 2023-06-27 |
| 1284. | Joshua (shmucky) | 136.41 | 100% | 2023-01-19 |
| 1285. | Eric (dango499) | 136.41 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |