As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16480. | Erkis (erkan05) | 69.19 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 16481. | Emperor (aranjani) | 69.19 | 96% | 2023-07-10 |
| 16482. | Anton (antonjr04) | 69.19 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
| 16483. | Riccardo (monkas_) | 69.19 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 16484. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 69.19 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 16485. | julio (jcmendoza4) | 69.19 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 16486. | Not (notpeo) | 69.19 | 97% | 2018-06-12 |
| 16487. | millstypes (millstypes) | 69.19 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 16488. | Asbjorn (snazzysportstacker) | 69.18 | 95.4% | 2021-02-21 |
| 16489. | John (evillife) | 69.18 | 96.4% | 2024-01-26 |
| 16490. | Gaurav (absurd_man) | 69.18 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 16491. | justabastrdzson (justabastr... | 69.18 | 96% | 2023-10-10 |
| 16492. | neckau (neckau) | 69.18 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 16493. | Qida (ieatpizza) | 69.18 | 99% | 2020-09-12 |
| 16494. | Robin (redholm) | 69.18 | 94% | 2016-12-05 |
| 16495. | Sumit (sumit56) | 69.18 | 96% | 2015-10-18 |
| 16496. | Your (yourfather_1) | 69.17 | 97% | 2025-05-15 |
| 16497. | c (awesometheii) | 69.17 | 96% | 2019-02-17 |
| 16498. | Joe (jhwolf2) | 69.17 | 96% | 2022-06-22 |
| 16499. | Leandro (ardleon03) | 69.17 | 97.4% | 2023-10-25 |
| 16500. | Emanuel (emanuelschlake) | 69.17 | 89% | 2016-10-31 |
| 16501. | Mark (10100) | 69.17 | 95% | 2021-11-28 |
| 16502. | Andrius (andriusius) | 69.17 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 16503. | tstats[baekon3] (baekon3) | 69.16 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 16504. | ossama (iamossamasgr) | 69.16 | 97% | 2023-06-26 |
| 16505. | Percival (oftheroundtable) | 69.16 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 16506. | Fahad (devfahad) | 69.16 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 16507. | Chlebnick (leaderofkebabs) | 69.16 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 16508. | Luca (lucadelauw) | 69.16 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 16509. | Dust (l4sts0ul) | 69.16 | 97% | 2017-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |