As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
4665. | Mouse (little_mouse) | 98.25 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
4666. | カツ丼 (katsudon) | 98.24 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
4667. | Movan (nelsneronola) | 98.24 | 99% | 2022-08-06 |
4668. | n8 (slacker00) | 98.23 | 98% | 2019-01-22 |
4669. | Kyle Me (poledancerz) | 98.23 | 92% | 2015-05-01 |
4670. | kenboi (kkenboi) | 98.22 | 97% | 2024-10-25 |
4671. | Brandon (be_better) | 98.22 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
4672. | Heathe (hwhl) | 98.22 | 96% | 2017-02-06 |
4673. | typeRacer (olegbucolo) | 98.22 | 98% | 2024-08-01 |
4674. | Michelle (michellet) | 98.21 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
4675. | Ed (eoyama) | 98.21 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
4676. | Maybe (maybecow) | 98.21 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
4677. | Austin (austins350) | 98.21 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
4678. | BoB (aznsushi89) | 98.20 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
4679. | Huang.zy (amwzhenyu) | 98.19 | 97% | 2015-04-14 |
4680. | JJ (japie4life) | 98.18 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
4681. | binhmighty (tr4nce) | 98.17 | 99% | 2020-08-26 |
4682. | Real (not_available_name) | 98.17 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
4683. | Mehdi (yourbabyyoda) | 98.17 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
4684. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 98.16 | 99% | 2022-01-12 |
4685. | Chris (chrissyboy6661) | 98.16 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
4686. | spycow27 (spycow27) | 98.15 | 99% | 2022-05-19 |
4687. | TOP (man_stop) | 98.15 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
4688. | pugman (thepugpro) | 98.15 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
4689. | Vincent (chouvinc) | 98.14 | 92% | 2016-08-05 |
4690. | Brian (taters613) | 98.14 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
4691. | azkia (azkialol) | 98.13 | 98% | 2024-02-29 |
4692. | RamEatsCow (sddhrthrt) | 98.13 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
4693. | Donald (bosnog) | 98.13 | 94% | 2016-02-29 |
4694. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 98.12 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |