And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2426. | Boris (xu3369) | 124.94 | 97% | 2013-12-30 |
| 2427. | Karen (victrola) | 124.93 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 2428. | dreadiscool (dreadisfool) | 124.93 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
| 2429. | Michael (playtrumpet) | 124.92 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 2430. | Ignite (ignite) | 124.92 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 2431. | tj (hyperddude) | 124.92 | 96% | 2015-02-18 |
| 2432. | Austin (_8(|) (atrain742) | 124.91 | 99% | 2019-06-14 |
| 2433. | (strongly_typed) | 124.91 | 99% | 2023-10-21 |
| 2434. | Hansol (hansol) | 124.90 | 98% | 2014-02-22 |
| 2435. | tstats[harveycoolestkid69] ... | 124.89 | 99% | 2021-08-04 |
| 2436. | w1nchy (w1nchy) | 124.87 | 99% | 2023-09-11 |
| 2437. | Wan Xi (wanxi) | 124.87 | 99% | 2022-01-05 |
| 2438. | SCM (smusson) | 124.87 | 99% | 2022-10-29 |
| 2439. | Dan (dwilt) | 124.86 | 92% | 2011-10-01 |
| 2440. | Etienne (etiennescott) | 124.86 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 2441. | Michael (akunyan) | 124.86 | 99% | 2015-02-28 |
| 2442. | Faa (faa7) | 124.85 | 99% | 2019-05-26 |
| 2443. | night (yoru15) | 124.85 | 95% | 2015-02-19 |
| 2444. | Kai حيادي (famboy32) | 124.85 | 97.3% | 2023-10-21 |
| 2445. | na (fenror) | 124.83 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 2446. | Young (slinky773) | 124.83 | 97% | 2015-02-19 |
| 2447. | anon (analternateaccount) | 124.81 | 99% | 2017-11-21 |
| 2448. | . (xtypscer) | 124.80 | 98% | 2019-09-20 |
| 2449. | Peacock (peacocks) | 124.80 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 2450. | Daniel (intangiblesniper) | 124.79 | 97% | 2015-03-09 |
| 2451. | Matt (madmallard) | 124.79 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
| 2452. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 124.78 | 99% | 2022-11-22 |
| 2453. | Dvorak (blazeencryption) | 124.78 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 2454. | K (335469854) | 124.77 | 99% | 2021-11-22 |
| 2455. | Tim (bimmy) | 124.76 | 98% | 2016-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |